explaining life

[Amaya Sayuri]

On the first day God created the dog. God said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. I will give you a life span of twenty years."
The dog said, "That's too long to be barking. Give me ten years and I'll give you back the other ten." So God agreed.

On the second day God created the monkey. God said, "Entertain people, do monkey tricks, make them laugh. I'll give you a twenty-year life span.
The monkey said, "How boring, monkey tricks for twenty years? I don't think so. Dog gave you back ten, so that's what I'll do too, okay?" And God agreed.


On the third day God created the cow. God said, "You must go to the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer. I will give you a life span of sixty years."


The cow said, "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. Let me have twenty and I'll give back the other forty." And God agreed again.


On the forth day God created man. God said, "Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. I'll give you twenty years."



Man said, "What? Only twenty years! Tell you what, I'll take my twenty, and the forty the cow gave back and the ten the monkey gave back and the ten the dog gave back, that makes eighty, okay?"

"Okay," said God, "You've got a deal."
So that is why the first twenty years we eat, sleep, play, and enjoy ourselves; for the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family; for the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren; and for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.



Life has now been explained to you.



Keep on smiling!

 

[Kazamori]

That slave thing is close to me =O hah ! But I will enjoy things for a while longer ^^

 

[yusufms]

wow that pretty much nails most peoples lives...

 

[Senji Kiba Inuzuka]

wow..... life in a deku-nut-shell

 

[Ero sennin]

quite funny minds me of this funny story i heard on a frank zappa concert dvd

"after god said let there be light he made three major mistakes one was man the second was woman the third was the poodle. the women always had a advantage over the man cause he would do anything to get some p***y. after a while the woman looks the man streight in the eye and goes i tell you what i could use some things around the place why don't you get a job so i can buy a comb some scissors and soem zurcron encrusted tweezers. so the man goes out the back door of the garden of eden and works gets his pay check comes home to the woman and gives her the money she runs out the back door of the garden of eden and buys the comb the scissors and the zurcron encrusted tweezers. the woman also notices the poodles oral apendage its tounge was to her liking. the only problem is that the dog had to much hair on it so she begins to trim it its shape it to what it is today she looks the dog streight in the eye and squats right on them."

what do we learn from this life is weird so enjoy it lol

 

[Kabu2]

nice one..

 

[Senji Kiba Inuzuka]

quite funny minds me of this funny story i heard on a frank zappa concert dvd

"after god said let there be light he made three major mistakes one was man the second was woman the third was the poodle. the women always had a advantage over the man cause he would do anything to get some p***y. after a while the woman looks the man streight in the eye and goes i tell you what i could use some things around the place why don't you get a job so i can buy a comb some scissors and soem zurcron encrusted tweezers. so the man goes out the back door of the garden of eden and works gets his pay check comes home to the woman and gives her the money she runs out the back door of the garden of eden and buys the comb the scissors and the zurcron encrusted tweezers. the woman also notices the poodles oral apendage its tounge was to her liking. the only problem is that the dog had to much hair on it so she begins to trim it its shape it to what it is today she looks the dog streight in the eye and squats right on them."

what do we learn from this life is weird so enjoy it lol

still lovin the sig dude..... ****in BA!!

 

[sasuke_forever]

On the first day God created the dog. God said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. I will give you a life span of twenty years."
The dog said, "That's too long to be barking. Give me ten years and I'll give you back the other ten." So God agreed.

On the second day God created the monkey. God said, "Entertain people, do monkey tricks, make them laugh. I'll give you a twenty-year life span.
The monkey said, "How boring, monkey tricks for twenty years? I don't think so. Dog gave you back ten, so that's what I'll do too, okay?" And God agreed.


On the third day God created the cow. God said, "You must go to the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer. I will give you a life span of sixty years."


The cow said, "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. Let me have twenty and I'll give back the other forty." And God agreed again.


On the forth day God created man. God said, "Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. I'll give you twenty years."



Man said, "What? Only twenty years! Tell you what, I'll take my twenty, and the forty the cow gave back and the ten the monkey gave back and the ten the dog gave back, that makes eighty, okay?"

"Okay," said God, "You've got a deal."
So that is why the first twenty years we eat, sleep, play, and enjoy ourselves; for the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family; for the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren; and for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.



Life has now been explained to you.



Keep on smiling!

haha love it xd

 

[Musashibo]

On the first day God created the dog. God said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. I will give you a life span of twenty years."
The dog said, "That's too long to be barking. Give me ten years and I'll give you back the other ten." So God agreed.

On the second day God created the monkey. God said, "Entertain people, do monkey tricks, make them laugh. I'll give you a twenty-year life span.
The monkey said, "How boring, monkey tricks for twenty years? I don't think so. Dog gave you back ten, so that's what I'll do too, okay?" And God agreed.


On the third day God created the cow. God said, "You must go to the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer. I will give you a life span of sixty years."


The cow said, "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. Let me have twenty and I'll give back the other forty." And God agreed again.


On the forth day God created man. God said, "Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. I'll give you twenty years."



Man said, "What? Only twenty years! Tell you what, I'll take my twenty, and the forty the cow gave back and the ten the monkey gave back and the ten the dog gave back, that makes eighty, okay?"

"Okay," said God, "You've got a deal."
So that is why the first twenty years we eat, sleep, play, and enjoy ourselves; for the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family; for the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren; and for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.



Life has now been explained to you.



Keep on smiling!

Very funny explanation of life! lol This a very nice way of generalizing the average joe's life. It's definitely a nice or soft approach to it anyways, since in real life it's a lot worse.

 

[TOBI!]

i am 12 and what is this