Everything wrong with Naruto: Gaiden chapter 9

Mikeuhsomething36

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Disclaimer:credit goes to Cinema sins for the sin notion and content I do not take credit for the sins idea. There will be a ding after each sin.

Sin 1: knives arm *ding*

Sin 2: Sasuke is playing Aladdin with his Susano with chochou as seemingly Jasmin *ding*

Sin 3: Flashback *ding*

Sin 4: Naruto's getting a little to comfortable touching Sarada, Sasuke should be concerned about this if he wasn't to busy showing choucho "the world". *ding*

Sin 5: awww yeah Sakura's gonna show us some acti--- *heavy sigh**ding*

Sin 6: Susano ex Machina *ding*

Sin 7: Did...Sasuke just sever shin's arm off with a susano bow? If we've learned from part two, no-one faces Sasuke in fight without having their arm cut off sooner or later. Raikage, Naruto, and now shin, I hope this doesn't turn into a fetish, "You gave me the wrong order! OFF WITH YOUR ARM!" *ding*

Sin 8: *Susano is squeezing shin* king kong reference *ding*

Sin 9: "As expected sasuke is a force to be reckoned with, when he gets his powers back" Naruto isn't saying "like me" in this scan *ding*

Sin 10: Sasuke just ameterasu'd two knives, Sasuke is a di** to medical equipment *ding*

Sin 11: Old sasuke would've just left Sakura there to die but new Sasuke cares for his wife which is cute but Sasuke is completely ignoring Shin right now who could escape at any moment, but the power of boners is stronger *ding*

Sin 12: Naruto and pals want to escape even though the person they wanted to beat is right there *ding*

Sin 13: " I wonder about that" how have you not escaped yet?????!!!! *ding*

Sin 14: Shin tries to get shin juniors to be decoys again but shin soon finds out what every uchiha parent finds out when their uchiha child comes of age, the uchiha rite to passage is a di** to parentage, even though shin isn't a true Uchiha *ding*

Sin 15:Everyone is surprised that Shin gets stabbed except for Sasuke and Sakura because they themselves have been through worst stabbings' *ding*

Sin 16:Also twinkle twinkle Mangekyou Sharnningan is twinkle twinkle

Sin 17: "We will be...the ones to evolve...it is...the most logical" I see Kishimoto has been watching Avengers 2 with shin Jr. As Ultron , starring Sasuke as Tony freaking Starrk with his personal hulk buster also known as Susano *ding*

Sin 18: defective cloning cliché *ding*

Sin 19: "we've grown up...we...don't need...a father..anymore" In less than a day??? *ding*

Sin 20: Naruto finally uses multi-shadow clone jutsu despite the MULTIPLE other times he could have used this, thinking he can get away with letting the readers fall for this kage bush in no bullsh** *ding*

Sin 21: RUNNING, FIGHTING, EXCITEMENT!? *ding*

Sin 22: Kishimoto thinks he can get away with ripping off of the lord of the rings' giant orc monster by having a shin look suspiciously like a giant orc, and kishimoto was wrong, very very wrong *ding*

Sin 23: "I'll be taking the girls with me" so you can find out if you're really chochou's father to have a darth Vader moment, I mean hell kishi has already ripped off of Aladdin, Avengers two, and the hobbit/lord of the rings. Star wars reference would hardly be surprising *ding*

Sin 24: "I know what I'm doing!" I know what I'm doing cliché *ding*

Sin 25: *Sarada punches juubimon* Animal abuse *ding*

Sin 26: "it's dead" my only friend is dead cliché *ding*

Sin 27: also animal abuse observer *ding*

Sim 28: Sarada tries to get up all sexy-like but Sarada is not old enough to be hot yet *ding*

Sin 29: Did...Sarada just dodge that guillotine? If she did then how? Tracking movements isn't until 3 Tomoe unless Sarada inherited obito's chakra as well. *ding*

Sin 30: Servious Snape, I mean Sasuke Uchiha is the only one smiling even though he was concerned for his daughter a few minutes ago. *ding*

Sin 31: Sarada punches the ground which makes for a cool shot as unlike Sakura she actually hurts people, but I have seen Sakura punch the ground too many damn times to actually be impressed by this *ding*

Naruto Gaiden chapter 9
Sin count:31
Title card: Shin Jr: "I'm going to show you something beautiful...people...screaming...for mercy...you want to save the world...but you don't want it to change...you're all puppets...entangled in...strings...strings...there are no strings on me"

No manga is without sin
Stay tune for next week on Naruto sins :scorps:
 

Adam Driver

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Honestly didn't read.
Boruto movie >>>>>> Gaiden
 

Ken Kaneki

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Yeah I stopped reading around 15.
Gaiden sucks so much that you should just make a thread about "A few right things in Chapter 9". The number of points in that post <5
 

Mizukata

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worst sin of them all plot no jutsu
 

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Without that awesome voice this amounts to garbage.
 

Char Aznable

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Naruto Gaiden is the perfect example of why you should not make sequels to property. It's inferior in everyway to Naruto. Partially because of having a crappy story but mostly because Kishi isn't trying anymore and is only in it for the $$$.
 

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watching tv is good thing.. getting ideas.. a few more chapters to go.. until it closed.

i see it more like DBZ CELL GAMES... evolution... genetic.. leader.. mini me.. lol
 

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