"Yesterday... yesterday, I read an article - have you seen this? Have you heard about this? - an article that said Konoha wasn't great anymore. Did you read it? Oh my God. It's terrible. People saying that Konoha isn't great anymore. And you know what? It's true! Look, do you know what the problem is? Do you want to know what the problem is? I'll tell you, it's not the Senju, I can tell you that much. And listen, it's not the Hyuuga, either. I love the Hyuuga. The Hyuuga are great people. They love me. They're great. Just fantastic.
The problem with Konoha - it's true, I've seen it happen - is the Uchiha, running around with their eyes, coming in and out of Konoha, and they're crazy. So crazy! Very crazy people. Now the Uchiha - and some of them are great! Like Itachi, he's a good friend of mine - the Uchiha come in and out of the village... and if you ask me, they're probably planning a coup, that's how awful they can be. It's true! I was once in the Uchiha district, and I saw them cheering when the Nine-Tails attacked. They were cheering, and celebrating. You know what I mean?
Here's what we're gonna do. You wanna know what we're gonna do? We're gonna build a wall. It's gonna be a nice wall, a great wall - just a big, beautiful, very tall wall. And we're gonna make the Uchihas pay for it. That's right. They're gonna pay for it. And you know why? Because we're gonna Make Konoha Great Again.
Thank you Wave Country, you've been fantastic, absolutely amazing. I'll definitely be coming back. It's beautiful. And you know what? I may come back and build a bridge. Wouldn't that be fantastic. Thank you all so much."
Holy shit that's so accurate Tobirama Trump XD
The problem with Konoha - it's true, I've seen it happen - is the Uchiha, running around with their eyes, coming in and out of Konoha, and they're crazy. So crazy! Very crazy people. Now the Uchiha - and some of them are great! Like Itachi, he's a good friend of mine - the Uchiha come in and out of the village... and if you ask me, they're probably planning a coup, that's how awful they can be. It's true! I was once in the Uchiha district, and I saw them cheering when the Nine-Tails attacked. They were cheering, and celebrating. You know what I mean?
Here's what we're gonna do. You wanna know what we're gonna do? We're gonna build a wall. It's gonna be a nice wall, a great wall - just a big, beautiful, very tall wall. And we're gonna make the Uchihas pay for it. That's right. They're gonna pay for it. And you know why? Because we're gonna Make Konoha Great Again.
Thank you Wave Country, you've been fantastic, absolutely amazing. I'll definitely be coming back. It's beautiful. And you know what? I may come back and build a bridge. Wouldn't that be fantastic. Thank you all so much."
Holy shit that's so accurate Tobirama Trump XD
