Establishing why Sasori >>> Kakuzu

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Zexion~

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Lml hi my mans and wifeys, today, i have realized that i have been wanking kakuzu way too much lately and that he in fact is inferior to sasori in every way possible ^_^

So to correct my disgusting sins from the past, i decided to make this thread, explaining how much sasori shits on kakuzu U_U

It's true my mans, Sasori >>>>> Kakuzu

Sasori is amazing

Kakuzu checks under his bed for Sasori

Sasori can solo a nation

Kakuzu used to give Sasori his lunch money

Iron sand could rip caves apart

Gian couldn't even a rip a human hand apart

Sasori could beat Kage level ninja at the age of 15

Kakuzu can't even beat genin level ninja at the age of 90

I mean, Sasori is even more attractive than Kakuzu :cool:

Sasori has fangirls

Kakuzu is a millionare, but he couldn't even get a *****

All Kakuzu can do is put his own finger up his butt :cool:

Can't believe I was so wrong all this time...

Sasori is like the scorpion of the mother ****cking red sand

Kakuzu asks Hidan to check the closet for Sasori every night

Now, lets all be civil and discuss how much more fabulous Sasori is than Kakuzu :cool:

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Also a shout out for my man Forbidden Technique for helping me make this thread, We'll be making a ''Why Sasuke is fabulous and Sasuke > Minato/Itachi'' thread soon

Lml as for Kakuzu all i can say is laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaameeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
 
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Amazing thread Zex, I am glad to see you give into Sasori and throw away your fanboy notions.
 

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You forgot to spam ";)" all over the thread. u_u
 

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Also a shout out for my man Forbidden Technique for helping me make this thread, We'll be making a ''Why Sasuke is fabulous and Sasuke > Minato/Itachi'' thread soon

Whoever is logged on Zex' account.... T-bag a bear trap and die slow.
 

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Sounds about right m8.
 

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Lml hi my mans and wifeys, today, i have realized that i have been wanking kakuzu way too much lately and that he in fact is inferior to sasori in every way possible ^_^

So to correct my disgusting sins from the past, i decided to make this thread, explaining how much sasori shits on kakuzu U_U

It's true my mans, Sasori >>>>> Kakuzu

Sasori is amazing

Kakuzu checks under his bed for Sasori

Sasori can solo a nation

Kakuzu used to give Sasori his lunch money

Iron sand could rip caves apart

Gian couldn't even a rip a human hand apart

Sasori could beat Kage level ninja at the age of 15

Kakuzu can't even beat genin level ninja at the age of 90

I mean, Sasori is even more attractive than Kakuzu :cool:

Sasori has fangirls

Kakuzu is a millionare, but he couldn't even get a *****

All Kakuzu can do is put his own finger up his butt :cool:

Can't believe I was so wrong all this time...

Sasori is like the scorpion of the mother ****cking red sand

Kakuzu asks Hidan to check the closet for Sasori every night

Now, lets all be civil and discuss how much more fabulous Sasori is than Kakuzu :cool:

You must be registered for see images

Also a shout out for my man Forbidden Technique for helping me make this thread, We'll be making a ''Why Sasuke is fabulous and Sasuke > Minato/Itachi'' thread soon

Lml as for Kakuzu all i can say is laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaameeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Can't wait for that one.=D
 

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Lml man, U_U

This is so funny ;)

Lml Sasori shits
 

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Lmmmllll. ZEXXX MY. MANNN ^_^
 
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