Epic Rap Battles of NB History #1 Results!

[Megax Rocker7]

This Battle was between yours truly, Hated and Pokayo.

Rap Battle went like this:-

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It all started in this thread

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With my post.

What we need?

-Rap battles between members, so can roast each other without the fear of getting banned.

Ty, and Alphamon rekts yo favo.

Hated Challenged me

RAP BATTLES FTW! Let's go, you and me, right now.

I accepted his challenge and gave the first turn.

Fo sho ho, I don't know you tho,

Still I accept nonetheless, I've got the Mega Rock flow~

So come at me bro :bdpf:

Hated's first verse

Ho? That's you mom.


My rhymes are the bomb.


And after I am done with you, you'll be nothing gone.


But please don't get wrong, I'm truly bout to sling. because you're just a pawn, but negro I'm a king.

My first verse

Say what? You bringing my mom into this? That's really mean!

I thought we left mom jokes in 2015!

Cuz of that, you're chances of winning are really slim

But for reals tho We all left many things in yo mom, but 2015 isn't one of them.

You rap like a toddler, your flow is in diapers, and your rhymes are outdated.

That shit was wack, I guess that's why you're HATED

Hated needed time to make his next verse so Pokayo jumped in.

I'd give you more points if you could rhyme.
Your "rap" is a ****ing crime.
You're like the hobo of hip hop
Here take this dime.
Don't tell me this is you in your prime.
I'll break you down like an enzyme.
You're a chump. Suppose you'll be calling for halftime?
B!tch for you, it's your bedtime A.K.A your mothers worktime. She'll be in a strangers bed in no time. Sublime.

Hated's second verse

Listen, I noticed that you're trying very hard.

To that, I give you my sincerest of regards.

But a rap like that ain't worth crap, i'm about to leave you scarred.

You're talking hell of shit, like dogs leave on the yard.

I'll bombard you and discard you with my finest of trump card.

You're about to learn the hard way, you ****ing dumb retard.

Your rhymes are inconsistent, and your grammar is a freight

I'm sure you'll be persistent, but I've damn near won this fight.

Good night, take flight, you'll be dancing with the stars.

I don't want to see your face, looks like an alien from mars.


You're far from my potential, and my rhymes are far too mental. If you want to learn to rap like me, please take notes, here's a pencil.

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My reply to Pokayo

Alright fools I'm about to go rock hard.

You brought this on yo self when you played the mom card

You think this is game but you're gonna get rekt.

So hard your mom's gonna feel that hit!

Speaking of yo mom when she passed by my TV I missed all of Nickelodeons shows sir.

Matter of fact she's so fat even dora couldn't explore her.

Take your wack ass and walk back home.

You never should've left the baby's zone.

Since taking my making my last verse, Hated roasted me in Pokayo's place

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Oh how very original, you make those jokes yourself?

Stop stealing shit from others, it aint good for your health.

See, this is where you ****ed up. Thinking you the shit.

But because you're stealin jokes, not even your rhymes are legit.

My last verse against Hated

You're saying I'm as ugly as an alien? Let's be real!

you're the one who's mom looks like a scratched resident evil disk homie, how's that feel?

It's okay, we already know that you got no game bro.

chicks pass by you and would rather hit up Pokayo.

Tell me who's it feel to be ugly as f#ck.?

You probably broke so many mirrors, I guess forever bad luck.

I just roasted yo ass, but since I hate to be so mean

I'll walk away and leave behind some burn cream and a senzu bean!

Who won? Who's next? You decide!

Epic Rap Battles of NB History!

 

[SIR HERDERP PRESIDERP SDO]

Hmmm... Pokayo I think, then you're second and Hated is last.

 

[RasenUchihaChaos]

Yes what derp said and I was reading some of that with hitler and vaders voice.

 

[Monxstaa]

This shit was lit fam

 

[Marin]

Hated all the way yo!

 

[Deadlift]

If Pokayo left some more answers he would have won

 

[Yatori]

Minamoto and Mad Titan Thanos should be in it too!

 

[Megax Rocker7]

Minamoto and Mad Titan Thanos should be in it too!

They should be for battle #2

 

[Yatori]

They should be for battle #2

There is round 2? Omg omg i am so hyped for this :x3:

 

[Adam Driver]

what I thought after reading this

 

[Joker]

What is this.......?

 

[Megax Rocker7]

what I thought after reading this

Oh come on, Pokayo and Hated weren't that bad:bdpf:

 

[Jazzy Stardust]

That thread looked like you had fun, so you all win in a way!

 

[Magnolius]

They should be for battle #2

We never finished battle #1 because I had to leave. My closing rhyme was going to put you to shame, but oh well.

 

[Magnolius]

Oh come on, Pokayo and Hated weren't that bad:bdpf:

If you think he's referring to us, then your judgement must be sad :bdpf:

 

[Deadlift]

We should organize a NB rap tournament!

 

[Magnolius]

We should organize a NB rap tournament!

Yep..

 

[ArabianLuffy]

Shouldn't members record instead of texting? And I think some sentences are a bit too long to feel the rhymes.

 

[Magnolius]

Shouldn't members record instead of texting? And I think some sentences are a bit too long to feel the rhymes.

They lacked rhythym a lot. I can record an audio to show you the rhythm in mine

 

[Phact]

Pokayo won