Commander Axe
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Epic Rap battles of Naruto!!!!!!!!!!
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Hashirama!
VS
Madara!
Begin!
Hashirama: Well well Madara have you come for a second defeat?
Tackling me head on then be forced to retreat
have you ever beaten me? You lack pure victory
rest assured, in this battle i'll put you out of your misery
you thought you were so tough, yet you fell to your demise
lacked the confidence to win, so you stole your bro's eyes!
i bet thats the reason why you can't get mito, you lack the mahood
i get more b*tches simply because of my amazing "wood"
but hey what can i say, i'm the god damn hashi
more mysterious than my nigga kakashi
my swag so high it blooms like a flower
sprouting trees so tall it makes nigga's hide and cower
Madara: Now now hashirama don't be acting so tough
world strongest ninja? man what a bluff!
I'm Madara man, my name alone yells solo!
Took your wife into my bed and then yelled yolo!
You punk a** kid thinking your so cool
got a michael jackson hairstyle but acts like a fool?!?!
Read the manga bro, you got pwned by tobirama
he silenced your a** like he was your mama
I wield the EMS, my presence alone is godly
how the hell you beat me is just rather oddly!
but no matter Hashi, i outlived you by far
I left you like joker wondering where you got that scar
Hashirama: What scar? My body's still perfectly fine
Time to whoop your a**, head to the back of the line
Your like a teenage kid who doesn't get what he wants
Bothering his mommy until he gets a response
God like srsly, what are you in love with me man?
got my face on your Chest like some JB fan!
That's creepy bro, I just don't roll that way
So stop dreaming about me blowing you all day
Now man to man, don't be gay. Got that homie?
We all know that's your real reason for infinite tsukyomi
Look i'm outta here bro, i'm just not feeling the mood
It's like were on an episode of family feud
Madara: Don't go fool! This battle ain't over!
Just threw my sake away, Time to pwn you sober!
I heard you taught Tsunade how to gamble
But her skills are more loose than soup campbell!
Meteor, Mokuton, susanoo, mine i'm like a god!
You stand no chance, so just suck my rod!
I'm Madara b*tches, taste my fabulous hair
my hair so nice i outclass richard gere
Oh an!-
Hashirama: Cool Madara how is your hair so cool!
Madara: Uh.... I use Just for Men...
Hashirama: Ooh me too hehe! It's on sale half off this week!
Madara:I was rapping you dumb witted b*tch!
god!!! ever read snow white?
More annoying than the witch!
Ge-
Hashirama: What's Snow white? Can i eat it?
Madara: ... I'm out...
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Hashirama!
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Madara!
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Begin!
Hashirama: Well well Madara have you come for a second defeat?
Tackling me head on then be forced to retreat
have you ever beaten me? You lack pure victory
rest assured, in this battle i'll put you out of your misery
you thought you were so tough, yet you fell to your demise
lacked the confidence to win, so you stole your bro's eyes!
i bet thats the reason why you can't get mito, you lack the mahood
i get more b*tches simply because of my amazing "wood"
but hey what can i say, i'm the god damn hashi
more mysterious than my nigga kakashi
my swag so high it blooms like a flower
sprouting trees so tall it makes nigga's hide and cower
Madara: Now now hashirama don't be acting so tough
world strongest ninja? man what a bluff!
I'm Madara man, my name alone yells solo!
Took your wife into my bed and then yelled yolo!
You punk a** kid thinking your so cool
got a michael jackson hairstyle but acts like a fool?!?!
Read the manga bro, you got pwned by tobirama
he silenced your a** like he was your mama
I wield the EMS, my presence alone is godly
how the hell you beat me is just rather oddly!
but no matter Hashi, i outlived you by far
I left you like joker wondering where you got that scar
Hashirama: What scar? My body's still perfectly fine
Time to whoop your a**, head to the back of the line
Your like a teenage kid who doesn't get what he wants
Bothering his mommy until he gets a response
God like srsly, what are you in love with me man?
got my face on your Chest like some JB fan!
That's creepy bro, I just don't roll that way
So stop dreaming about me blowing you all day
Now man to man, don't be gay. Got that homie?
We all know that's your real reason for infinite tsukyomi
Look i'm outta here bro, i'm just not feeling the mood
It's like were on an episode of family feud
Madara: Don't go fool! This battle ain't over!
Just threw my sake away, Time to pwn you sober!
I heard you taught Tsunade how to gamble
But her skills are more loose than soup campbell!
Meteor, Mokuton, susanoo, mine i'm like a god!
You stand no chance, so just suck my rod!
I'm Madara b*tches, taste my fabulous hair
my hair so nice i outclass richard gere
Oh an!-
Hashirama: Cool Madara how is your hair so cool!
Madara: Uh.... I use Just for Men...
Hashirama: Ooh me too hehe! It's on sale half off this week!
Madara:I was rapping you dumb witted b*tch!
god!!! ever read snow white?
More annoying than the witch!
Ge-
Hashirama: What's Snow white? Can i eat it?
Madara: ... I'm out...
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