Epic rap battles of konoha! #1

WHO WINS?


  • Total voters
    8

RinneArtist

Member
Joined
Jul 11, 2012
Messages
164
Kin
0💸
Kumi
0💴
Trait Points
0⚔️
ITACHI UCHIHA...
VERSUS
JIRAIYA SENSEI!
HAJIME!!

The name is Itachi, I bitch slapped Kakashi,
The strongest Sharingan user in the Akatsuki.
C'mon Jiraiya, don't act like you don't know ME!
I'm feared worldwide for my Tsukiyomi,
So what you're the great sage from Myoboku,
I can beat all you Sannin, just ask Orochimaru!
I have Ocular prowess and I'm smarter than Shikamaru,
You spam rasengan, I have amaterasu!
All you ever do is summon some pathetic toads,
The one time you hit me? CAW, crows!
Don't be surprised if these are your last rhymes,
Cause I'm about to Mangeky-own you WITH THESE EYES!

Ooh, would you look at this, Uchiha Itachi!
You've never had a date in your life, I can't keep the chicks off me!
You strut around in black robes, looking emo and shit,
You're always turning into crows 'cause you're afraid to get hit!
I took a punch from the 4-tails, a pounding from Tsunade,
You got "no-Mangeky-owned" by your little brother Sasuke!
Bitch! You are nothing! I am a legendary Sannin!
The entire ninja war would have been lost without me!
I taught Nagato, Minato, and Naruto, to name a few,
So sit down son and I'll give you a lesson on winning too!

Why do you like to brag about your pupils so much Jiraiya?
They've all failed as much as you, don't even deny it!
But you think you get chicks and I'm emo. WEAK!
You can't get Tsunade, I bang 50 bitches every week!!
Ocular prowess of these eyes, you don't even know:
I have true strength, this is SUSANO'O!
I have the Yata mirror shield and the Totsuka blade,
With the black flames, my victory preordained!
Here is your one chance to give up and repent,
My chakra and ninjutsu have no extent,
My handsigns are a flash you can't even comprehend,
Even if Tsunade bet against you, I'd still win!

Ma and pa, let's go! Bustin' out the sage mode!
You've never fought the likes of me Uchiha, you're too slow!
The strength of a hundred dudes, so don't shit confused,
If you even miss a step, one punch will murder you!
I'll summon the toad sages of Mt. Myobuku,
They'll volleyball toss your worthless Susano'o!
Hahaha! You and me Itachi, what a world that we've seen.
What a world that we made, a world full of hate!
But now our battle is over, our time is done.
Now tell me son, do you think you really you could've have won?


RinneArtist as Itachi
Ningame Sage as Jiraiya
 
Last edited:

GIMV

Member
Joined
Aug 14, 2012
Messages
318
Kin
0💸
Kumi
0💴
Trait Points
0⚔️
But you think you get chicks and I'm emo. WEAK!
You can't get Tsunade, I bang 50 bitches every week!!

This made me vote for Itachi.
 
Top