In the previous chapter.....
Flaw : Shut up*bullet flies nearly hitting*The ****!
Perry : Stop arguing,both of you!
-Slow motion moment-
Bullet flies off Theos`s gun and carves a path to Flaw hitting him on the head while his brains fly out.
-Slow motion End-
Doctor : Holly shit,they killed him!
Perry : Just keep running!
-Unknown Location,2 years later-
???? : I am telling you,that camel was about to bite me.
?????? : You are just lucky there weren`t 2 of them,and especially lucky they were not inside a tiny car.
???? : It`s been ages since that joke,almost 7 years.
?????? : Please,Ray never dies.
???? : Dude,he died 3 years ago,some Muslim activists took one of his joke the bad way.
?????? : Never mess with people who force their women to hide their beauty.
*sound of choppers is heard*
???? : The ****?
?????? : That doesn`t sound good,we better run Florin.
Flaw : HaHa,very funny,what kind of a name is Greg?
Doctor : It`s a pretty descent name.
*sound gets louder and louder*
Doctor : Seriously though,we better run.
Flaw : I guess you are right....whoever gets to the bunker last,is a fag *runs*
Doctor : Not that again...23 ****ing years old,still playing games,you sir,are imature. *runs*
-5 minutes later,unknown location,bunker-
Doctor : I haven`t hear a sound of anything "Mechanic"for 2 whole years.
Flaw : How about your dildo?
Doctor : HaHaHa,very funny funzy.
???. : The ****,keep quite,I am trying to read here.
Flaw : Comics ain`t reading,so get back to real books,or just gtfo.
???. : GTFO?!? This is my bunker,and you wouldn`t be alive if i wasn`t drunk enough to let you in.
-2 years ago,Arizona Desert,Unknown Cave-
Flaw : Ahh,my head hurts
Doctor looks at Flaw with surprise
Doctor : What the...
Flaw : What?
Doctor : You are supposed to be dead...
Flaw : You hate me that much?
Doctor : You got shot in the head,i literally saw your brains fly,here,look,i still have a stain on my shirt *shows stain*
Flaw : Now that you mention it,i do remember brains flying out.
???. : The **** you doing here?
Doctor : *whispers to Flaw* There isn`t supposed to be anyone here.
???. : I can ****ing hear you,your names,or you get shot in the butthole.
Flaw : Ohh,Doc would love that.
Doctor : Even in near death situations....
Flaw : My name is Florin,Florian,however the **** you want to say it,but i prefer calling me "Flaw".
???. : You do seem like God`s flaw with that attitude of yours.
Doctor : O_O
Flaw : What`s your name anyway?
???. : Spaulding,Captain Spaulding,you can just call me captain.
Doctor : That does seem familiar.
Flaw : Too familiar probably...
Cpt. : What are you 2 doing here anyway?
Doctor : Some people are after us,we really need to let things cool down before we go hunt for them.
Cpt. : Ohh,well,I am an explorer,and I depart tommorow to Sahara Desert.
Flaw : You have a fetish for black men?*whispers*He really likes em big.
Cpt. : Are you the clown of the case or something?I actually live there,in a bunker,I really like quite places.
Doctor : You think you can let us live there?
Cpt. : Sure,why not,but under one condition.
Doctor : Sure....?
Cpt. : You get me the first copy of X-Men.
Flaw : No life faggot is no life.
Doctor : It`s not like we have any options...
~Sneak Peek~
Flaw : Shut up*bullet flies nearly hitting*The ****!
Perry : Stop arguing,both of you!
-Slow motion moment-
Bullet flies off Theos`s gun and carves a path to Flaw hitting him on the head while his brains fly out.
-Slow motion End-
Doctor : Holly shit,they killed him!
Perry : Just keep running!
-Unknown Location,2 years later-
???? : I am telling you,that camel was about to bite me.
?????? : You are just lucky there weren`t 2 of them,and especially lucky they were not inside a tiny car.
???? : It`s been ages since that joke,almost 7 years.
?????? : Please,Ray never dies.
???? : Dude,he died 3 years ago,some Muslim activists took one of his joke the bad way.
?????? : Never mess with people who force their women to hide their beauty.
*sound of choppers is heard*
???? : The ****?
?????? : That doesn`t sound good,we better run Florin.
Flaw : HaHa,very funny,what kind of a name is Greg?
Doctor : It`s a pretty descent name.
*sound gets louder and louder*
Doctor : Seriously though,we better run.
Flaw : I guess you are right....whoever gets to the bunker last,is a fag *runs*
Doctor : Not that again...23 ****ing years old,still playing games,you sir,are imature. *runs*
-5 minutes later,unknown location,bunker-
Doctor : I haven`t hear a sound of anything "Mechanic"for 2 whole years.
Flaw : How about your dildo?
Doctor : HaHaHa,very funny funzy.
???. : The ****,keep quite,I am trying to read here.
Flaw : Comics ain`t reading,so get back to real books,or just gtfo.
???. : GTFO?!? This is my bunker,and you wouldn`t be alive if i wasn`t drunk enough to let you in.
-2 years ago,Arizona Desert,Unknown Cave-
Flaw : Ahh,my head hurts
Doctor looks at Flaw with surprise
Doctor : What the...
Flaw : What?
Doctor : You are supposed to be dead...
Flaw : You hate me that much?
Doctor : You got shot in the head,i literally saw your brains fly,here,look,i still have a stain on my shirt *shows stain*
Flaw : Now that you mention it,i do remember brains flying out.
???. : The **** you doing here?
Doctor : *whispers to Flaw* There isn`t supposed to be anyone here.
???. : I can ****ing hear you,your names,or you get shot in the butthole.
Flaw : Ohh,Doc would love that.
Doctor : Even in near death situations....
Flaw : My name is Florin,Florian,however the **** you want to say it,but i prefer calling me "Flaw".
???. : You do seem like God`s flaw with that attitude of yours.
Doctor : O_O
Flaw : What`s your name anyway?
???. : Spaulding,Captain Spaulding,you can just call me captain.
Doctor : That does seem familiar.
Flaw : Too familiar probably...
Cpt. : What are you 2 doing here anyway?
Doctor : Some people are after us,we really need to let things cool down before we go hunt for them.
Cpt. : Ohh,well,I am an explorer,and I depart tommorow to Sahara Desert.
Flaw : You have a fetish for black men?*whispers*He really likes em big.
Cpt. : Are you the clown of the case or something?I actually live there,in a bunker,I really like quite places.
Doctor : You think you can let us live there?
Cpt. : Sure,why not,but under one condition.
Doctor : Sure....?
Cpt. : You get me the first copy of X-Men.
Flaw : No life faggot is no life.
Doctor : It`s not like we have any options...
~Sneak Peek~
Doctor
: Not that one dude!
Flaw : The ****,they all seem the same.
Doctor : For christ`s sake,just get back,and get the other one.
Flaw : You go,I can`t be bothered to go inside again.
Doctor : I am so going to regret this.
Flaw : The ****,they all seem the same.
Doctor : For christ`s sake,just get back,and get the other one.
Flaw : You go,I can`t be bothered to go inside again.
Doctor : I am so going to regret this.
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