Elemental Sage Meeting

[BishamonSama]

*wearing a black hoodie, I walk into a bar in a dark alleyway in the "bad neighborhood" of konoha*

...<_<...>_>...

*walks up to the barman and shows him a tattoo*

Barman: What's the password?

*I say* <_<...>_>... I need to make a toot-toot.

Barman: Right this way, sir. *leads bishamon into a back room, where 5 others in hoodies are seated*

*sits down*

Welcome, everyone, I'm glad you were all able to come. Especially you, Water sage, we all know how hard it is for you to come on land with the whole "gill" thing.... Wait a second, where's Raikodou, the lightning sage?

Alois (the light sage): He said he'd be late; he has to perform at a little girl's birthday party.

....Riiiiiight.

Well, I've called this meeting in accordance with the recent, rapid deaths of the sages, and the stupid ways in which they've occured. For instance, my father died when my mother gave birth to me, due to a weak constitution. The last fire sage died when he tried to use a fire jutsu after eating too many tacos. The last lightning sage died when he was struck by lightning. The last darkness sage died because someone mistook him for a terrorist. And the last water sage DROWNED. He freaking drowned in his bathtub!!

Alois: Don't forget about the last lightning and wind sages, they both died from overdoses of viagra.

Yes, I was trying to forget that. >_>

 

[Ragnaroc]

*sneaks into meeting dressed as a rock*

 

[KASTAWAY]

Not bad, seems like the sages need to re-group

 

[Naruto..]

*wearing a black hoodie, i walk into a bar in a dark alleyway in the "bad neighborhood" of konoha*

...<_<...>_>...

*walks up to the barman and shows him a tattoo*

barman: What's the password?

*i say* <_<...>_>... I need to make a toot-toot.

barman: Right this way, sir. *leads bishamon into a back room, where 5 others in hoodies are seated*

*sits down*

welcome, everyone, i'm glad you were all able to come. Especially you, water sage, we all know how hard it is for you to come on land with the whole "gill" thing.... Wait a second, where's raikodou, the lightning sage?

alois (the light sage): He said he'd be late; he has to perform at a little girl's birthday party.

....riiiiiight.

well, i've called this meeting in accordance with the recent, rapid deaths of the sages, and the stupid ways in which they've occured. For instance, my father died when my mother gave birth to me, due to a weak constitution. The last fire sage died when he tried to use a fire jutsu after eating too many tacos. The last lightning sage died when he was struck by lightning. The last darkness sage died because someone mistook him for a terrorist. And the last water sage drowned. He freaking drowned in his bathtub!!

alois: Don't forget about the last lightning and wind sages, they both died from overdoses of viagra.

yes, i was trying to forget that. >_>

lol.:d

 

[Ragnaroc]

Not bad, seems like the sages need to re-group

lol.:d

shut up you two, you will blow my cover!...lol

 

[BishamonSama]

So, in light of these recent occurances, I've decided to give everyone "LIFE Alert" security pendants. Whenever you're about to die, you press the button on the necklace, and it'll call an ambulance. >_<

*hands out LIFE Alerts to everyone*

Eriasu (fire sage): O_O *presses button*

No!
*grabs the pendant away from Eriasu*

Good thing he didn't push the button all the way in. >_<

Mizomaru (water sage): *in a voice sounding like it's underwater* Glubamule jfunial glubralty?

O_O?
Alois: O_O?
Futomaku (wind sage): O_O?
Eriasu: O_O?
Morodar (darkness sage): O_O?

Mizomaru: -_-' *writes down on a piece of paper* "Do they work underwater?"

*reads the paper*

Maaaaybe.... let's test it out.

*tosses a LIFE Alert into a glass of water*
*it explodes*

Well, that's freshwater... but you live in saltwater, so you should be fine. ^_^

 

[Elias]

*walks in with Eriasu sitting in my shoulder, both wearing a formal fire themed outfit*

Eriasu: hi alois, hi bishamon!

hey.

 

[Naruto..]

shut up you two, you will blow my cover!...lol

<_< oh sorry.lol i hide in a littel toad and sneak into the meeting.

 

[BishamonSama]

*walks in with Eriasu sitting in my shoulder, both wearing a formal fire themed outfit*

Eriasu: hi alois, hi bishamon!

hey.

Eriasu: *looks over at the other eriasu* O_O?
Morodar: o_- *shoots the eriasu on elias's shoulder with a pistol*

O.O
*picks up eriasu's "corpse"*

It's just a doll... a really... old doll O_-

Futomaku: GIMME! *eats the doll*

>.<

 

[Ragnaroc]

Eriasu: *looks over at the other eriasu* O_O?
Morodar: o_- *shoots the eriasu on elias's shoulder with a pistol*

O.O
*picks up eriasu's "corpse"*

It's just a doll... a really... old doll O_-

Futomaku: GIMME! *eats the doll*

>.<

*rock in corner throws up* 0_0

 

[Elias]

Eriasu: *looks over at the other eriasu* O_O?
Morodar: o_- *shoots the eriasu on elias's shoulder with a pistol*

O.O
*picks up eriasu's "corpse"*

It's just a doll... a really... old doll O_-

Futomaku: GIMME! *eats the doll*

>.<

O_O

ok then....

so thats all? i came here for nothing?

 

[RokuNR]

*sneaks in the room while in water vapor form*
*flys around the room*

 

[BishamonSama]

So, in light of these recent occurances, I've decided to give everyone "LIFE Alert" security pendants. Whenever you're about to die, you press the button on the necklace, and it'll call an ambulance. >_<

*hands out LIFE Alerts to everyone*

Eriasu (fire sage): O_O *presses button*

No!
*grabs the pendant away from Eriasu*

Good thing he didn't push the button all the way in. >_<

Mizomaru (water sage): *in a voice sounding like it's underwater* Glubamule jfunial glubralty?

O_O?
Alois: O_O?
Futomaku (wind sage): O_O?
Eriasu: O_O?
Morodar (darkness sage): O_O?

Mizomaru: -_-' *writes down on a piece of paper* "Do they work underwater?"

*reads the paper*

Maaaaybe.... let's test it out.

*tosses a LIFE Alert into a glass of water*
*it explodes*

Well, that's freshwater... but you live in saltwater, so you should be fine. ^_^

(Did no one read this section?) -_O

 

[Elias]

*rock in corner throws up* 0_0

*suddenly appears behind rag*

*knocks him out, then flash steps him out of the area*

*comes back*

-.-

 

[Madara Uchiha]

*Walks in the bar and up to the bartender*
*Shows him the tattoo*
Bartender: Whats the password?
I need to make a toot-toot. >_>
*Follows the bartender into the secret room and joins the other sages*
Sorry im late, that little girls parents were paying big money for me to show them a few tricks with lightning. ^.^

 

[BishamonSama]

*sneaks in the room while in water vapor form*
*flys around the room*

Mizomaru: -_O *notices weird water vapor* *focuses in on it, and increases the temperature of the vapor, turning it into a plasma and destroying roku*

*Walks in the bar and up to the bartender*
*Shows him the tattoo*
Bartender: Whats the password?
I need to make a toot-toot. >_>
*Follows the bartender into the secret room and joins the other sages*
Sorry im late, that little girls parents were paying big money for me to show them a few tricks with lightning. ^.^

Mizomaru: Glabndmauru ckpaltablaga! *holds up hand for high five*

 

[RokuNR]

Mizomaru: -_O *notices weird water vapor* *focuses in on it, and increases the temperature of the vapor, turning it into a plasma and destroying roku*

*the vapor poofs-it was a shadow clone*
*shadow clone's knowledge comes to me*

.......O_O I'm not going in there.

 

[Madara Uchiha]

Mizomaru: Glabndmauru ckpaltablaga! *holds up hand for high five*

Say again? O_O

 

[BishamonSama]

Say again? O_O

Mizomaru: *writes on piece of paper* "YOU BASTARD!! MY MOTHER WAS A SAINT!!!!" *starts beating up the lightning sage*

O_O


*everyone else joins in*

 

[rank hirago]

*wearing a black hoodie, I walk into a bar in a dark alleyway in the "bad neighborhood" of konoha*

...<_<...>_>...

*walks up to the barman and shows him a tattoo*

Barman: What's the password?

*I say* <_<...>_>... I need to make a toot-toot.

Barman: Right this way, sir. *leads bishamon into a back room, where 5 others in hoodies are seated*

*sits down*

Welcome, everyone, I'm glad you were all able to come. Especially you, Water sage, we all know how hard it is for you to come on land with the whole "gill" thing.... Wait a second, where's Raikodou, the lightning sage?

Alois (the light sage): He said he'd be late; he has to perform at a little girl's birthday party.

....Riiiiiight.

Well, I've called this meeting in accordance with the recent, rapid deaths of the sages, and the stupid ways in which they've occured. For instance, my father died when my mother gave birth to me, due to a weak constitution. The last fire sage died when he tried to use a fire jutsu after eating too many tacos. The last lightning sage died when he was struck by lightning. The last darkness sage died because someone mistook him for a terrorist. And the last water sage DROWNED. He freaking drowned in his bathtub!!

Alois: Don't forget about the last lightning and wind sages, they both died from overdoses of viagra.

Yes, I was trying to forget that. >_>

-walks from out of the darkness- okay! okay! it was me who killed them!