Easiest way to suicide?

[Illuminater]

If you have some cash and a friend willing to assist then get some anaesthesia, a neuromuscular-blocking agent and potassium chloride. Get your friend to inject you with these in that precise order - the anaesthesia will put you to sleep, the nerve agent will stop you breathing and the potassium chloride will stop your heart.

Don't try shooting yourself in the head or heart - contrary to folk lore, neither would necessarily cause immediate death and may possibly be painful. If you can't get the anaesthesia you could probably overdose on prescription sleeping pills and get a friend to shoot you in the head for good measure.

So a bullet to the brain will hurt? But only for like a couple of seconds right?

 

[Jaime the kingslayer]

I would rather kill myself than do suicide.

 

[Nobel]

I would rather kill myself than do suicide.

:elmo:

 

[Оdin]

Break a couple of thermometers and drink the mercury. Don't forget to send some pictures afterwards.

 

[Illuminater]

Break a couple of thermometers and drink the mercury. Don't forget to send some pictures afterwards.

I am not even going to google that I already know that will be painful.a

 

[Illuminater]

So a bullet to the brain or a plastic bag.

I think I might go with the plastic bag option.

 

[Honored Grandmother Chiyo]

So a bullet to the brain or a plastic bag.

I think I might go with the plastic bag option.

hey man, in all serious. don't do this crap.. your life is valuable dude. I for one value your presence here on the base, so if you're serious please don't be. you can always pm me

 

[Pumpkin Ninja]

I love how people gave suggestions when this guy actually might do it...

 

[Angelic.]

Should I be laughing lol

 

[Illuminater]

Should I be laughing lol

Go ahead. I need the humiliation as motivation anyways....

 

[BlacLord™]

I love how people gave suggestions when this guy actually might do it...

"but you know I don't take the conventional method all the time."

It's a clear he's taking the mick. His life, his choice anyway.

Nearly all lives have no impact and are forgotten within a few decades of death anyway, and all lives will come to nothing in the end. No life is really special, that's just a deeply-rooted myth. The moment that humans become extinct will be the moment when all of our "footprints" will be forever destroyed and forgotten.

Not that applies to our generation though, since we'll be that long before then. You can see that just by asking yourself, "who was my 4x great-grandfather?" Nearly none of us will know unless we've done genealogy, and even then it will still probably need referencing to remember. They are as consigned to oblivion as we will be.

 

[Tantalus Thief]

Spoiler

[video=youtube;ruTTZqko1q4]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruTTZqko1q4[/video]

Warning video is graphic if anyone's reading this.

dude that's graphic please put a warning.
Man the camera guy has nerves of steel to focus the camera directly on the guy's body.

OP: go to YT comments your brain cells will fizzle out before you know it.

 

[Illuminater]

All that blood running down Dwyer's nose was kinda gross but whatevs...

 

[Sagebee]

Damn sometimes you be acting annoying but I don't want to see you die hope you cheer up

 

[Illuminater]

Damn sometimes you be acting annoying but I don't want to see you die hope you cheer up

Yeah sure whatever

 

[Nick01]

Being a Sasuke fap.

 

[Оdin]

I am not even going to google that I already know that will be painful.a

Drink six liters of water in three hours or less and that should do the trick. It's called water intoxication. You'll experience headaches, fatigue, nausea, vomiting, will probably shit yourself, but your body will become diluted of sodium, causing your brain to swell; you will succumb to seizures, go into a coma and die happily ever after. Sounds like a mere cold but you will die in your sleep!

 

[DrProof]

Listening to Meek Mill.

 

[YowYan]

get some DMT and smoke a double dose. You'll die and be reborn.

 

[Illuminater]

Listening to Meek Mill.

One day you'll mature and grow up. Sicko