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[Stark]

If you were home alone in the middle of the night and you hear a fart, would you laugh or be scared?

Got this from somewhere I'm laughing now but I'd definitely be shitting napalms

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[TheAncientCenturion]

I don't laugh at farts.

I would run, run out the door and to my neighbors house.

 

[-immortal-]

*Me opens drawer*

Spoiler

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you fcking tell me​

 

[The7thHokage]

I'd inhale the fumes to identify the criminal.

If the smell is alien, I would laugh, then fart back.

 

[scorezor]

what if it was a ghost? lol.

 

[YokoKurama]

<div class="bbWrapper"><blockquote class="bbCodeBlock bbCodeBlock--expandable bbCodeBlock--quote"> <div class="bbCodeBlock-title"> <a href="/goto/post?id=15008790" class="bbCodeBlock-sourceJump" data-xf-click="attribution" data-content-selector="#post-15008790">PainToTheEarth said:</a> </div> <div class="bbCodeBlock-content"> <div class="bbCodeBlock-expandContent"> <div style="text-align: center">*Me opens drawer*<br /> <div class="bbCodeSpoiler"> <button type="button" class="bbCodeSpoiler-button button" data-xf-click="toggle" data-xf-init="tooltip" title="Click to reveal or hide spoiler"><span class="button-text"> <span>Spoiler</span> </span></button> <div class="bbCodeSpoiler-content"> <div class="bbCodeBlock bbCodeBlock--spoiler"> <div class="bbCodeBlock-content"> <div class="messageHide messageHide--image"> You must be registered for see images </div></div> </div> </div> </div><br /> you fcking tell me&#8203;</div> </div> <div class="bbCodeBlock-expandLink"><a>Click to expand...</a></div> </div> </blockquote>That's what I'm walking about. Although my weapon is too big to fit in a drawer. I keep it under my bed.</div>

 

[BK 201]

Kill them and laugh later.

 

[Parrish]

I'd be looking around for sure.

 

[-immortal-]

That's what I'm walking about. Although my weapon is too big to fit in a drawer. I keep it under my bed.

well i don't actually have a Colt but a 9mm

its Just that the Colt is my favo handgun =D

 

[YokoKurama]

<div class="bbWrapper"><blockquote class="bbCodeBlock bbCodeBlock--expandable bbCodeBlock--quote"> <div class="bbCodeBlock-title"> <a href="/goto/post?id=15008929" class="bbCodeBlock-sourceJump" data-xf-click="attribution" data-content-selector="#post-15008929">PainToTheEarth said:</a> </div> <div class="bbCodeBlock-content"> <div class="bbCodeBlock-expandContent"> well i don't actually have a Colt but a 9mm<br /> <br /> its Just that the Colt is my favo handgun =D </div> <div class="bbCodeBlock-expandLink"><a>Click to expand...</a></div> </div> </blockquote>Lol! I gotcha.</div>

 

[BlacLord™]

I don't find them funny tbh.

I'd ambush them.

 

[Chihaya]

If I heard a fart home alone it was either
a) my dog
b) my butt is loose, aka the reason i didn't know i was actually the one who farted
c) ghost
d) intruder alert

If a is the answer = inhale fumes then pass out.
If b is the answer = whoooooopsie
If c is the answer = run like a mofo.
If d is the answer = drop kick his throat, making his farts turn around and poof out his mouth.

~tada~ beautiful ;3