Dumbest Rumor you've heard about yourself?

[Tobisagoodboy12]

I heard that I apperently snuck of the a party without my parents' knowing and when they found out they beat me up with a coathanger till I bled -_-
What kind of bullshit did you hear going on about you?

 

[R4mbl3]

Honestly, Ive never heard of a rumor or anything about me.

 

[HashiramaDescendant]

That my wood is glorious, which was true. :|

 

[Shinobi Train]

Somehow a rumor got out that I was gay...now I know why it's so hard for me to get a girlfriend...-_-

 

[Sasuke..]

That my penis was 42 inches, I don't like it when people overreact, it's only 39 inches.

FUUUU i was about to say something similiar like that... >.>!

 

[Ninpou]

That I wrestled and killed a lion. Supprisingly enough, people believed it.

 

[Dęvîa Puęrî]

Rumor tht I got jumped and got ****ed up bleeding and bruised came next day rumor was still going on and u can clearly see I haven't been in any fight -_- question why was it still going on

 

[Ōkami]

i got accused of sleeping with this my friends girlfriends sister when it was actually her cousin

 

[Suigetsu13]

Probably the most common one was me being gay. Im not. But its kinda weird how these rumors start when have done nothing to promote them. Usually the people calling me gay (guys) were the ones I was getting more girls than..........Doesnt really make sense to me.

 

[The Pervy Sage]

I heard that i was sleeping with one of my teachers in high school and that she might be pregnant with my child lol

 

[-S-]

I heard that i was sleeping with one of my teachers in high school and that she might be pregnant with my child lol

Woah woah....

 

[Uxellius]

someone said that I'm a pedo

 

[Bi0hazard]

that i'm not american

 

[Yasuko Sayomi]

That I f*** every guy I met -_-' Totally not true....
Off Topic: Woah Woah Woah they beat you with a coathanger?

 

[ShishaMastah420]

Never heard any rumors about me. Is that a bad thing?

 

[drknght]

People were thinking that I'm extremely wealthy.

 

[Tobisagoodboy12]

That I f*** every guy I met -_-' Totally not true....
Off Topic: Woah Woah Woah they beat you with a coathanger?

Some pretty ****ed up rumor huh?

 

[Third Sage]

That I'm a drug dealer. Made me laugh.

 

[Jack Spicer]

Not really a rumor, but a running annoyance/gag. That I ****ed goats. No joke lol. I really can't stand animals for the most part, so makes it even weirder. Ah, 7 or 8th grade.


Reminds of that line in 10 things I hate about you though xd

 

[Tsujan9484]

....that i am a playboy. *thanks to somebody*