Dumbest name in Narutoverse

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There has been a string of dumb names in NV, but Rock Lee always took top spot for me... until now, that is.
Because apparently, he decided it was a good idea to name his son Metal Lee.

What did y'all think was the dumbest name?
 

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Rock Lee isn't dumb imo, if Naruto really is the name of a fishcake then it's kinda dumb a close second is Mena from RTN
 

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Its got to be Shikadai or Boruto. Both of these people just literally got their names from the fathers but just replacing it with different syllables.
 

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Boruto. It's as if kishi was like "f*ck it we'll just name him the same as his father and switch a letter"
 

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Boruto. It's as if kishi was like "f*ck it we'll just name him the same as his father and switch a letter"
He was actually named after Neji, which means Screw.
 

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They could've given Cho Cho a better name

OT: There are a hundred names dumber than rock/metal lee lol
 

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Kaguya imo. Sounds like someone throwing up...
 

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I do wish they named Boruto, Setsuna. Which means 'instant'
 

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Naruto, it's the name of Japanese fish cake lmao
Shikadai
Cho cho
Sasuke, sounds like sauce gay.
Kakashi.
Those are just a few but there's a lot more
 

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Yeah, metal lee is kinda dumb. I actually had to google that shit to figure out who people were talking about
 

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Sakura Hinata Ino
#Worstnamesever
 

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I never found Rock Lee's name dumb. I think it fits him because it's so curt. Metal Lee doesn't work as well, because the name seems more dragged out awkwardly because of the two syllables in 'metal'.

Jirobo is a name I've never liked, either. Most of the other names, I'm fine with.
 
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Akamaru. Means red full circle/perfection.

Akamaru is white apart from when he takes the pill but how many times has that happened? Shiro means white. I don't even speak japanese so yeah..

Rock Lee would be stupid if it weren't a reference.
 
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Rock Lee and Metal Lee take the cake...
 

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Might Dai. I think his opponents would just laugh themselves to death upon hearing the name
 

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Hagoromo.........
 

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Neji, Naruto, Hinata, Itachi, Rock Lee, Might Gai, Buroto, Sarada etc. All of these names have really stupid meanings or sound stupid.

Naruto, it's the name of Japanese fish cake lmao
Shikadai
Cho cho
Sasuke, sounds like sauce gay.
Kakashi.
Those are just a few but there's a lot more

Sasuke is a Japanese name. An actual one. Suke is just a male extension.

People being smart on NB again.
 

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Its got to be Shikadai or Boruto. Both of these people just literally got their names from the fathers but just replacing it with different syllables.

Shikadai can be explained, everybody in the Nara Clan have Shika in their name
Just like everybody in the Akimichi clan has Cho in their name
And just like everybody in the Yamanaka Clan has Ino in their name.
 
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