wridacule
Jōnin Strategist 🧠
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you ever have that dream that you're robocop?! its your first day on a new beat and you're just trying to buy your coffee at mcdonalds but the teller only gives you the cop discount but not your robot discount. so you're forced to pistol whip the teller.
you get in your cruiser and blast nwa's f*ck the police. now your jerkoff partner is shooting you dirty looks. you try and explain to him "its not like they're saying f*ck the robot police" but he's still being a d*ck so you shoot him and push him from the moving car.
meanwhile your idiot girlfriend shakes you awake like "what the hell theres j*zz everywhere?!" and youre all like "duh b*tch i was dreaming i was robocop!"
:sy:women......am i right fellas?!
you get in your cruiser and blast nwa's f*ck the police. now your jerkoff partner is shooting you dirty looks. you try and explain to him "its not like they're saying f*ck the robot police" but he's still being a d*ck so you shoot him and push him from the moving car.
meanwhile your idiot girlfriend shakes you awake like "what the hell theres j*zz everywhere?!" and youre all like "duh b*tch i was dreaming i was robocop!"
:sy:women......am i right fellas?!