Dream Girl/boy standards.

[Donald J Trump]

Set you dream girl Standards.This is what your Perfect Gf/Bf would be.

Mine:

Has to know how to fight

Has to be sporty

Has to read books

Has to be smart

Has to understand politics and the NWO, also about the elite

Has to play games

Has to watch anime and read manga

Has to be very very cheerful

Has to be funny

Has to be honest

Has to be loyal

Has to be good looking

Has to have no interest in modern day trends(twerk,ice bucket etc)

Has to know two languages or more

Has to not care about celebrity.


LOL I am basically writing my personality and interest (I want my Gf to be like me)

Tell me your dream GF/BF and If you want them to be like you.

 

[Bantos]

Hmm... Good looking? Can be a bit dumb but not too much.
A little taller than me, I'm really short so it'll almost always be like that.
Not a *****, can't stand it.
Tries his best.
Opens up.
Has a *** drive.
Doesn't cheat.
Is equal to me, or worse, I can't handle him being better than me. :|

And many more things.

 

[reizon]

Hmm... Good looking? Can be a bit dumb but not too much.
A little taller than me, I'm really short so it'll almost always be like that.
Not a *****, can't stand it.
Tries his best.
Opens up.
Has a *** drive.
Doesn't cheat.
Is equal to me, or worse, I can't handle him being better than me. :|

And many more things.

do you have an ass-fetish or something.??

OT:

dont you think you are asking a little too much.!!

 

[Bantos]

do you have an ass-fetish or something.??

OT:

dont you think you are asking a little too much.!!

Let's be honest here.
Don't we all?

 

[reizon]

Let's be honest here.
Don't we all?

i'M more into Boobs.!! and Boobs are all i Need.!!

 

[Wabbit]

-good looking
-not dumb
-not fat
-open minded
-vegetarian
-must not look at anime and calls it cartoon
-honest
-Most importantly wants raise the **** out of my kids and does not complain handling kitchen.

 

[Bantos]

i'M more into Boobs.!! and Boobs are all i Need.!!

Well, I do care more about the upper body in men than their butt. I'm just a sucker for great behinds. :'D

 

[reizon]

lol, Anime-Cartoon...Potato-Patato...!!

 

[Wabbit]

i'M more into Boobs.!! and Boobs are all i Need.!!

You can buy a pair of tits from amazon

 

[reizon]

Well, I do care more about the upper body in men than their butt. I'm just a sucker for great behinds. :'D

i always wanted to know how does it work for gay men, i mean the whole attraction thing.!!

are you turned on by dicks.???

i mean you yourself have a ****, so how does this work.??

i mean if i had a vagina or boobs then i would be foddling myself and touching myself...!!

how is it though.??

 

[Baki of the sand]

Good looking
Long hair
Fit
Can talk about anything and everything all the time
Share similar interests
No hair apart from eyelashes, eyebrows and their head
Shorter than me by a little bit
Can be adventurous sometimes and be super lazy at others
Has to find me funny and be funny

This is so damn unrealistic but yeah that's what I'd like

EDIT: has to have the appropriate genitals

 

[Bantos]

i always wanted to know how does it work for gay men, i mean the whole attraction thing.!!

are you turned on by dicks.???

i mean you yourself have a ****, so how does this work.??

i mean if i had a vagina or boobs then i would be foddling myself and touching myself...!!

how is it though.??

I'm not turned on by my own penis. :| Who would be turned on by their own body?
You'd be turned on by your vagina and breasts if you were given them right now, but if you were born with them you wouldn't find them that special on yourself.

 

[reizon]

You can buy a pair of tits from amazon

lol those tits...!!

but they are not real though...Just would be a waste of my money.!! i would rather buy a *****.!!

 

[Wabbit]

lol those tits...!!

but they are not real though...Just would be a waste of my money.!! i would rather buy a *****.!!

but those tits will never say no and they wont give you herpes either and they wont fall for another man as long as you keep them locked.

 

[reizon]

I'm not turned on by my own penis. :| Who would be turned on by their own body?
You'd be turned on by your vagina and breasts if you were given them right now, but if you were born with them you wouldn't find them that special on yourself.

aren't they both penises.??

 

[Bantos]

aren't they both penises.??

Yes. :| But as the one I have is mine and a part of ME, I see it in a different fashion.
It just is this way, at least for me. I really can't speak for others.

 

[FourthSmokage]

Hmm interesting. My dream girl would be something like this


-Open mind
-Doesn't care about my smoking
-Laughs at immature/crude humor
-Attractive with a nice slim body
-Booty is always nice
-A musician, a chick who can play guitar better than I can is really really hot + good with her hands.
-Is interested in sexy time
-Maybe a cute little asian girl
-Mildly into anime/manga/video games

Unfortunately nobody's perfect.

 

[GhostProject]

Kind, loyal, and honest.
Optimistic
Hard Working

If she had pretty eyes and lips that would complete it =D

 

[Kishi Uzumaki]

Vivacious and Playful , could've a good conversations , cute or beautiful .

 

[Funky Tiger]

i always wanted to know how does it work for gay men, i mean the whole attraction thing.!!

are you turned on by dicks.???

i mean you yourself have a ****, so how does this work.??

i mean if i had a vagina or boobs then i would be foddling myself and touching myself...!!

how is it though.??

lol those tits...!!

but they are not real though...Just would be a waste of my money.!! i would rather buy a *****.!!

Just how dumb can you get?