Donald Trump's recommended speech!

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I recommend he use my speech. Behold

What I am most afraid of is a future where our children curse their fate. A future where they live in poverty. A future, where they suffer, because of,our mistakes. It's terrifying. This future is imminent if we don't do something quickly. We.Must.Do.Something. Quickly!

Our country is going down in drain, we lose and we lose. No,it's true, we lose and we lose, when do we win anymore?We don't. We lose economically, China is stealing our lunch, they are laughing at us, and our stupid leaders are feeding them steaks. I use to say our incompetent leaders but not anymore. Our.Leaders.Are.Stupid.Mexico is destroying us at the borders because they have smart people in charge- too smart for our leaders.When Mexico send their people they don't send their best, they don't send you, they don't send you. They send illegal aliens that have MANY problems and they are bringing their problems to us.They bring drugs,they are bringing crime, they are rapists and some-I assume are good people.

We treat our vets and wounded warriors- who i love very much, like dogs. We need to take care of them!I don't think and I hope you don't think it's fair to send them on a useless mission, have them come back with broken hearts, broken bones and detached limbs and say thank you for your service, have a badge.Now be on your way. This is not the America I use to know!

2016 is the year where we decide our fate, 2016 is the last chance we get to turn things around. We were stupid enough to vote the bush family in 2 times, we are not stupid enough to vote the Clinton in a second time.We need to vote for someone that has tremendous stamina, that has the energy and that has the brains to lead our country to a bright future.If I am voted in 2016, we will make America great Again!

Thank you! Thank you very much!
 
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Donald Trump: 'I could shoot somebody and I wouldn’t lose any voters'

Make America great again.
 

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Trump trying to be president is like how surprised everyone was when Sasuke wanted to be Hokage. How are you going to vote for this guy?
 
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This is my recommended speech for him: "I, Donald Trump, resign my candidacy for the president for the United States, and my supporters are racist, bigoted idiots."
 

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Trump trying to be president is like how surprised everyone was when Sasuke wanted to be Hokage. How are you going to vote for this guy?

The alternatives are the Neocons in the GOP, the Marxist Sanders and that pathological liar, Clinton.

In your Naruto analogy, I think the Neocons would best be represented by Sasuke (the Uchiha clan being Israel), Sanders by Obito (Rin being the long dead ideal of Marxism) and Clinton would simply be the common criminal of the Naruto world. Trump, on the other hand, seems like the original Tobi.
 

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The alternatives are the Neocons in the GOP, the Marxist Sanders and that pathological liar, Clinton.

In your Naruto analogy, I think the Neocons would best be represented by Sasuke (the Uchiha clan being Israel), Sanders by Obito (Rin being the long dead ideal of Marxism) and Clinton would simply be the common criminal of the Naruto world. Trump, on the other hand, seems like the original Tobi.

Are you implying that Trump would be a better president than Bernie Sanders?
 

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Would be funny if he pulls an "Itachi" if he wins the voting for president, revealing that all of his actions were a cover, so that he could make the racists and other idiots of the USA to show themselves.
 

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Remove america and replace Mexican with muslims or somethign else that fits everywhere for a right wing leaders speech
 

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that is his speech isnt it? needs more rambling. bing bong boong bing bong
 

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The alternatives are the Neocons in the GOP, the Marxist Sanders and that pathological liar, Clinton.

In your Naruto analogy, I think the Neocons would best be represented by Sasuke (the Uchiha clan being Israel), Sanders by Obito (Rin being the long dead ideal of Marxism) and Clinton would simply be the common criminal of the Naruto world. Trump, on the other hand, seems like the original Tobi.
And Trump is Kiba who really doesn't understand what it takes to be Hokage.

Seriously, Trump dodges a lot of his questions in ways that expose his stupidity.

I seriously don't know how people fall for his obvious tricks.
 

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Actions speak louder than words. Trump should get on stage at an election rally and moon everybody. I mean, it's not like he'd lose any voters if he did that given how absurdly loyal they are to him, as he alluded to. :bdpf:
 

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And Trump is Kiba who really doesn't understand what it takes to be Hokage.

Seriously, Trump dodges a lot of his questions in ways that expose his stupidity.

I seriously don't know how people fall for his obvious tricks.

Pumpkin Ninja if I recall correctly you are a Muslim, which I take to mean your main interest in American politics should be in minimizing western meddling in the lands of your fellow Muslims, correct?

Consider what one of Ron Paul's favourite political analysts, ex-CIA officer Michael Scheuer who has for years been calling for an end to western interventionism in the Islamic world, has to say about Trump - google "Is there an America-First enemy of interventionism among the presidential candidates?" as I can't paste links:


–Donald Trump: This candidate has given few details about his views on foreign policy, save that he will be tougher on Mexico and China, will deport all illegal aliens and close the border, and will stop making the kind of free trade agreements that kill U.S. manufacturing and so the ability of lower-income Americans to move into the middle class. He also suggested that if America is forced to go to war to defend itself he will use U.S. military forces to annihilate the enemy. He has given no indication that he would intervene abroad unnecessarily or launch offensive wars, like those in Iraq and Libya. All of this sounds good, but he must speak more clearly and with conviction if he wants voters to believe that he will — unlike his Republican and Democratic competitors — make foreign-policy decisions solely on the basis of what is best for America’s relatively few and never abstract national interests. What is most intriguing and encouraging about Trump is that he is not politically correct, he is admirable in his ready combativeness, he speaks like an American not an effete and clueless Ivy-League theoretician, and he is making enemies of America’s most dangerous internal enemies. On the last point, watch Fox’s Brett Baier and his usually excellent “Special Report” each evening and there you will see George Will and Charles Krauthammer twist every question posed to them in a way that permits them to defame and pour vitriol on Trump. And then listen to one of the Grand Masters of disloyal Israel-First-ism, Bill Kristol, who has long passed the apoplectic stage in his hatred of Trump and his staying power in polls of Republican voters. Finally, look at the large number of former U.S. general officers who have endorsed Jeb Bush. These men and their still serving colleagues have lost every war America has fought since VJ Day in 1945, and not one has shown any qualms about getting their young Marines and soldiers killed or maimed in wars they know their president does not intend to win. Overall a candidate that has deliberately and enthusiastically made enemies of the war-mongering and interventionist Republican and Democratic establishments, America’s worst domestic enemies, and a gang of decrepit and lick-spittle generals is surely worth careful, open-minded, and probably favorable consideration.
–Bottom Line: President Trump = A chance worth taking.


If you read the article in full you will find that he says this after dismissing all the other potential candidates who, as he correctly points out, will all maintain the status quo in western foreign policy, i.e. continue the doomed from the start military projects in the Islamic world that does nothing but squander western treasure and Muslim blood.

In fact, the alternatives to Trump might mean Armageddon itself in the Islamic world - by which I mean the prospect of a war with Iran that will make the ramifications of all the previous wars in the Islamic world look like a drop in the ocean.

If the crap-stains that are the American bipartisan political elite (the Neocons and the left are virtually indistinguishable on foreign policy) take the west to a war with Iran, not only will it be a disaster for the west approaching the scale of what Afghanistan was for the Soviet Union but it will likely enflame the entire Muslim world from North Africa to Pakistan in war.

Like I said Trump is the original Tobi and note the word I used 'original', I used that word to signify that this was before it became obvious he was Obito, i.e. that we don't know just who is behind the mask. He might seem to be playing the role of a troll now but Scheuer thinks that this might be a political ruse, and that when he finally takes off that mask, instead of Obito, we might actually find an interesting villain.
 

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Would be funny if he pulls an "Itachi" if he wins the voting for president, revealing that all of his actions were a cover, so that he could make the racists and other idiots of the USA to show themselves.

Man I really hope so.
 
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