In regards to the Catholic Church's policies on Circles of Hell, I would probably be under the 1st Circle (did not believe, but did no harm in life, so the punishment is being tickled with cockatrice feathers for eternity while being fed two-day-old donuts).
In regards to Benjamin Franklin's search for perfect morality, I would be a Hypocrite and "right back at you, buddy!".
In regards to trolls, I would be under "damn, how do we break this guy?"
In regards to everyday commonfolk, I would be under "likeable guy, too shy, comes off as a closeted pretentious everyman".