Do you remember your first kiss?

villain55

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I wish I was a pimp. Well not a mean pimp that degrades women, a nice pimp.

In order to be a pimp you have to act like a pimp. You know what i am saying
 

Nathan

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Eh, two years old or someshit.

Highschool at a mates birthday. Was very drunk at the time.
 

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Yes, I do.

Back then I had a ugly pimple near my lips, when we kissed that thing exploded.
It was dark though and he thought it was spit. Lol
 

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It was 8 years ago in my school library.I only remember because because the Principal walked in on us :shy:
 

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You and punk share the same story....don't worry remember justice will come
Whoa whoa whoa timeout!

Seriously? * Punk and I....our first kiss stories are alike? Where is his?
 

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My first kiss with my mum was beautiful.
 

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I am pretty sure I had one but I can't remember :|
 

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Ye I do,is that a problem punkass :|

it was with this weird girl,she told me she was 7 and wasnt rly any taller then me but she had this rly wrinkly skin and gray ass hair like my friend gandalf up there
 

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Ye I do,is that a problem punkass :|

it was with this weird girl,she told me she was 7 and wasnt rly any taller then me but she had this rly wrinkly skin and gray ass hair like my friend gandalf up there

Did she take Viagra before
 
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