Do you ever wonder

[JesseBlack]

Why didn't Naruto get b*tches I mean the dude is the son of the 4th hokage (how did no one notice this I mean damn he's a spitting image) yet Gaara (the son of the 4th kazekage and was a insane killing machine) and Deidara (is a f*cking terrorist) plus Sasuke (decided to stop being awesome in shippuden and became an insane whiny ***** about Itachi)

 

[Da Best Ever]

Real *****s come first

Dope Boys come second

Fly *****s come third

 

[Cunning Linguist]

Why don't you get *****es? Prolly cause you refer to women as *****es.
OT: Naruto was/is immature and women don't really like that stuff

 

[narutobasegod]

well they didn't know he was the fourth son and because he has haters and plot no jutsu nothing is stronger than plot no jutsu where all unsafe

 

[se7en]

they'll all be flocking soon

 

[Seventh Sama]

Because nobody besides kakashi,hiruzen and itachi knew that naruto was the 4th's son.

 

[Hokage Jay]

Sad he doesn't see reflection of 4th Hokage and him

 

[iNotorious]

Because the girls are damn D rid.​

 

[Z3R01]

Real *****s come first

Dope Boys come second

Fly *****s come third

Ok lesson one of thugonomics