Chapter Four: Tale Four
Hallo Diary, I'm ba...
What? "Hallo" is not a word? It is! Go check "Hello" in the Thesaurus! You don't know what the Thesaurus is? Its like... uh... the cousin of the dictionary but it contains only classified synonyms.
Yeah, I've been getting smarter ever since I turned thousand.
On my recent tour of the world, I was on the other side of the globe. On one really huge continent. As soon as I set foot on that land, I knew something big was about to happen.
I was heading west taking in the scenery of the place when I met an army going west too but they were on a slow course. Like time was theirs to keep. The snail's pace at which the group was moving was actually vexing. I mean, you are heading to war so why the hell are you lounging about en route?
I deciding to drop in on the commander and ask why, since it had been a long time I saw armies kill each other. That was a pastime I had picked up during my journeys. Watching mortals fight and die over petty things is an amusing thing.
After calling an audience with the commander(read: me jumping into the camp trampling tents to get attention), we sat over some tea, well he sat drinking the tea whilst I talked most of the time. Plus, I cant drink tea... yet! Who knows where I'll go and be able to drink tea.
The commander actually wasn't surprised to see me though. He mentioned that on their side of the world, there were more peculiar beings than a giant fox but I was the only one quite unique. No one had ever had a conversation with any like me.
I was actually peeved to hear that they had other animals better than me. They had flying buffaloes and dragons! Dragons! Dragons! Curse you, Juubi! I could have been a dragon with nine tails but nooooo... you had to be an ugly freak we were derived from.
Back to the commander. He told me they had just finished invading someplace called Earth Nation and I missed it! Now, they were transporting a prisoner to their hometown, Fire Nation. Being curious, I asked if I could meet the prisoner and because I'm that awesome, he let me.
Iroh, the prisoner was a retired general of the fire nation and quite a man. He reminds me of Rikudou-jiji; Strong willed and loves playing board games. After a few days in the camp spent mostly with Iroh, I learnt a lot about their part of the world. They had benders who could do silly tricks with natural elements and an "Avatar" who supposedly was the best at it.
Armed with that information, I set out to find the avatar and my first place of choice to begin the search was Fire Nation. I needed entertainment!
I got to my destination and by sheer luck I found the avatar in a cave I had chosen to sleep in.
Meet Team Avatar.
Katara, the mature girl. Toph, the blind tomboy. Aang, the Avatar. Appa, the flying bison. Momo, the flying... thing. And the last member, Sokka, the stupid guy.
When Sokka saw me, the first thing he shouted was,
"Appa! I think your mom is here and she looks pretty red in the face. What did you do?"
I nearly went nine-tails crazy on that bastard!
Aang was a cool, goofy kid I could hang out with and I liked him so I taught him a few things on meditation and gave him a few pointers on how to move accurately when bending fire(why Iroh taught me that was beyond my understanding until then).
Later on, Iroh's nephew joined the gang and we went on to meet the dragons. I wish we hadn't. I would do anything to remove the memory of that overly gay dance Aang and Zuko(the nephew) did just to summon two equally gay dancing dragons. I won't admit to secretly liking the acrobatic fireworks and wished I could do same. Curse you, Juubi!
A few months later, Aang fights the tyrannical Fire Lord defeats him and becomes full-fledged Avatar and by now you are wondering what I really did in this time frame.
Right now, Fire Nation is my property and the next water-bending avatar, who coincidentally will become the nine hundred and ninety-ninth avatar, will be found and named after me. Guess Korra, which means "nine" in the native language doesn't sound half bad. For my namesake, she better be awesome!
How did this happen?
A pai sho board, a lot of booze, a hot-headed and daring Fire Lord, a crazy water tribe leader(who happens to be an idiot) and a bald monk with tattoos. Do the math.
-Emperor Kyuu...
No! Scratch that! Sounds awful!
-Big Daddy Kyuu!
AN: Sorry if I offended anyone with the dance routine part, I'm just doing it for my character... Pika! Pika!
Hallo Diary, I'm ba...
What? "Hallo" is not a word? It is! Go check "Hello" in the Thesaurus! You don't know what the Thesaurus is? Its like... uh... the cousin of the dictionary but it contains only classified synonyms.
Yeah, I've been getting smarter ever since I turned thousand.
On my recent tour of the world, I was on the other side of the globe. On one really huge continent. As soon as I set foot on that land, I knew something big was about to happen.
I was heading west taking in the scenery of the place when I met an army going west too but they were on a slow course. Like time was theirs to keep. The snail's pace at which the group was moving was actually vexing. I mean, you are heading to war so why the hell are you lounging about en route?
I deciding to drop in on the commander and ask why, since it had been a long time I saw armies kill each other. That was a pastime I had picked up during my journeys. Watching mortals fight and die over petty things is an amusing thing.
After calling an audience with the commander(read: me jumping into the camp trampling tents to get attention), we sat over some tea, well he sat drinking the tea whilst I talked most of the time. Plus, I cant drink tea... yet! Who knows where I'll go and be able to drink tea.
The commander actually wasn't surprised to see me though. He mentioned that on their side of the world, there were more peculiar beings than a giant fox but I was the only one quite unique. No one had ever had a conversation with any like me.
I was actually peeved to hear that they had other animals better than me. They had flying buffaloes and dragons! Dragons! Dragons! Curse you, Juubi! I could have been a dragon with nine tails but nooooo... you had to be an ugly freak we were derived from.
Back to the commander. He told me they had just finished invading someplace called Earth Nation and I missed it! Now, they were transporting a prisoner to their hometown, Fire Nation. Being curious, I asked if I could meet the prisoner and because I'm that awesome, he let me.
Iroh, the prisoner was a retired general of the fire nation and quite a man. He reminds me of Rikudou-jiji; Strong willed and loves playing board games. After a few days in the camp spent mostly with Iroh, I learnt a lot about their part of the world. They had benders who could do silly tricks with natural elements and an "Avatar" who supposedly was the best at it.
Armed with that information, I set out to find the avatar and my first place of choice to begin the search was Fire Nation. I needed entertainment!
I got to my destination and by sheer luck I found the avatar in a cave I had chosen to sleep in.
Meet Team Avatar.
Katara, the mature girl. Toph, the blind tomboy. Aang, the Avatar. Appa, the flying bison. Momo, the flying... thing. And the last member, Sokka, the stupid guy.
When Sokka saw me, the first thing he shouted was,
"Appa! I think your mom is here and she looks pretty red in the face. What did you do?"
I nearly went nine-tails crazy on that bastard!
Aang was a cool, goofy kid I could hang out with and I liked him so I taught him a few things on meditation and gave him a few pointers on how to move accurately when bending fire(why Iroh taught me that was beyond my understanding until then).
Later on, Iroh's nephew joined the gang and we went on to meet the dragons. I wish we hadn't. I would do anything to remove the memory of that overly gay dance Aang and Zuko(the nephew) did just to summon two equally gay dancing dragons. I won't admit to secretly liking the acrobatic fireworks and wished I could do same. Curse you, Juubi!
A few months later, Aang fights the tyrannical Fire Lord defeats him and becomes full-fledged Avatar and by now you are wondering what I really did in this time frame.
Right now, Fire Nation is my property and the next water-bending avatar, who coincidentally will become the nine hundred and ninety-ninth avatar, will be found and named after me. Guess Korra, which means "nine" in the native language doesn't sound half bad. For my namesake, she better be awesome!
How did this happen?
A pai sho board, a lot of booze, a hot-headed and daring Fire Lord, a crazy water tribe leader(who happens to be an idiot) and a bald monk with tattoos. Do the math.
-Emperor Kyuu...
No! Scratch that! Sounds awful!
-Big Daddy Kyuu!
AN: Sorry if I offended anyone with the dance routine part, I'm just doing it for my character... Pika! Pika!
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