Chapter Three: Tale Three
Dear Diary, have you ever had an out-of-body experience? Like a feeling where you were somewhere you do not belong? Like in another body that is not yours but you feel comfortable in it? Well, after four hundred years of living in the same body, I get to experience that feeling.
My latest story is one that I would forever like to enshrine in you, my dearest Diary. It happened on one of my trips to this really weird town. Immediately, I felt out of place and lonely. You know how that feels? I guess you do.
In my line of sight, I was the only living thing my size. One minute, I'm strolling past really tall buildings with rectangular lights coming out of it, the next, circular lights are heading towards me.
Now, I'm not saying I was scared or anything, but if you were in my shoes, or whatever, you probably would have ran too.
So, a few hours chase and multiple projectiles that sedated me later, I woke up to see humans all around my securely chained body. Then some guy dressed as a doctor named Kayaba Akihiko came up to me, pointed to some construct above my head I didn't realise was there and smiled.
"Hello great monster from afar." was his greeting. "Please, remain still. We are currently located in an abandoned warehouse and we would not like the proper authorities to find out about you just yet."
All I could do was stare. The thing above my head began moving down towards my head and I couldn't avoid it.
"We are about to attempt Virtual Reality Upload on you. Since we do not know the effects it would have on an alien body, I'd like to apologise for any inconveniences the process would cause."
What the hell? Yeah, my thoughts echoed that.
The device touched me and I lost consciousness for a few seconds and then... BOOM! I'm being pulled at supersonic speeds.
Did that doctor say "inconveniences"?
THE RIDE FELT AWESOME!
On the other side of wherever it is I landed, I met the doctor again. This time we were in an open field facing another odd construct.
"What the hell!"
"Hello again. No need to curse so loud , Mr..."
"What? Oh wait! What the hell is happening here? Why are we at eye-level? Am I dead? Please, somebody save me!"
"..."
That's how our friendship started, me and Dr. Kayaba.
He put me in something called "The Beta Test Of The VRMMOG SAO". It was like dying and going to the afterlife. In that world I could do so many things. You want examples? I could transform into a mountain or a blade of grass with just a thought. Also I could fly(sounds awesome right?) and my ultimate favorite thing, brush my teeth.
Living for four hundred years with a protruding jaw and paws for hands, if you were given the ability to clean your teeth would you pass? ... I thought so!
In exchange for all this, Dr. K asked me to be his bad guy. Cool right? No! He put me in caves and let people kill me! But you already know Big Daddy Kyuu doesn't go down without a fight. Every level, I "killed" thousands and thousands killed me. The thrill was great till I met this player named Kirito. Some punk who kept destroying me on every level before the eighth one. Oh, I had fun fighting him, but it gets boring when you always get bested by an intelligent person with bonus power ups.
On level eight, I was ready to move on and asked Dr. K to let me out but not before I murdered that Kirito kid in his sleep. In the VRMMOG laws, that was illegal yet I did.
Having connections to people at the top like I do is quite helpful, don't you think?
Signing out
- Supreme Niner
AN: Don't play hide-and-seek in an empty room. Let me know you read this.
What do you think?
Personally, I think if Kurama had gone to Jamaica, he would have gotten a better out-of-body experience. (you know what I mean)
Dear Diary, have you ever had an out-of-body experience? Like a feeling where you were somewhere you do not belong? Like in another body that is not yours but you feel comfortable in it? Well, after four hundred years of living in the same body, I get to experience that feeling.
My latest story is one that I would forever like to enshrine in you, my dearest Diary. It happened on one of my trips to this really weird town. Immediately, I felt out of place and lonely. You know how that feels? I guess you do.
In my line of sight, I was the only living thing my size. One minute, I'm strolling past really tall buildings with rectangular lights coming out of it, the next, circular lights are heading towards me.
Now, I'm not saying I was scared or anything, but if you were in my shoes, or whatever, you probably would have ran too.
So, a few hours chase and multiple projectiles that sedated me later, I woke up to see humans all around my securely chained body. Then some guy dressed as a doctor named Kayaba Akihiko came up to me, pointed to some construct above my head I didn't realise was there and smiled.
"Hello great monster from afar." was his greeting. "Please, remain still. We are currently located in an abandoned warehouse and we would not like the proper authorities to find out about you just yet."
All I could do was stare. The thing above my head began moving down towards my head and I couldn't avoid it.
"We are about to attempt Virtual Reality Upload on you. Since we do not know the effects it would have on an alien body, I'd like to apologise for any inconveniences the process would cause."
What the hell? Yeah, my thoughts echoed that.
The device touched me and I lost consciousness for a few seconds and then... BOOM! I'm being pulled at supersonic speeds.
Did that doctor say "inconveniences"?
THE RIDE FELT AWESOME!
On the other side of wherever it is I landed, I met the doctor again. This time we were in an open field facing another odd construct.
"What the hell!"
"Hello again. No need to curse so loud , Mr..."
"What? Oh wait! What the hell is happening here? Why are we at eye-level? Am I dead? Please, somebody save me!"
"..."
That's how our friendship started, me and Dr. Kayaba.
He put me in something called "The Beta Test Of The VRMMOG SAO". It was like dying and going to the afterlife. In that world I could do so many things. You want examples? I could transform into a mountain or a blade of grass with just a thought. Also I could fly(sounds awesome right?) and my ultimate favorite thing, brush my teeth.
Living for four hundred years with a protruding jaw and paws for hands, if you were given the ability to clean your teeth would you pass? ... I thought so!
In exchange for all this, Dr. K asked me to be his bad guy. Cool right? No! He put me in caves and let people kill me! But you already know Big Daddy Kyuu doesn't go down without a fight. Every level, I "killed" thousands and thousands killed me. The thrill was great till I met this player named Kirito. Some punk who kept destroying me on every level before the eighth one. Oh, I had fun fighting him, but it gets boring when you always get bested by an intelligent person with bonus power ups.
On level eight, I was ready to move on and asked Dr. K to let me out but not before I murdered that Kirito kid in his sleep. In the VRMMOG laws, that was illegal yet I did.
Having connections to people at the top like I do is quite helpful, don't you think?
Signing out
- Supreme Niner
AN: Don't play hide-and-seek in an empty room. Let me know you read this.
What do you think?
Personally, I think if Kurama had gone to Jamaica, he would have gotten a better out-of-body experience. (you know what I mean)
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