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Diary Of Nine Tales
Chapter Two: Tale Two
Hello again Diary, I hope you've been a good book in my absence. You know I can't carry you around the globe in a bag or something of that sort. Do you know how stupid I'll look if people were to see me in a backpack?
I know there would be benefits like storage for take-out and souvenirs but I still think that would be stupid.
Speaking of souvenirs, I just came back from this awesome trip where I met a lot of people and did some crazy stuff. Yes I did! I went to a place called Hueco Mundo. Uwup! Uwup! The inhabitants are some real party animals! Literally!
When I got there I meet this cute, adorable munchkin named Nel who was accompanied by two other guys I keep forgetting about. One that looks like an ant and the other like an egg. If you ask me what I think of the the ugly egg guy, I would say, "Cool fella. He reminds me of Hachibi."
Seriously, why does Hachibi look the ugliest and dumbest amongst us beasty boys and girls. Even Twiggy(that's Nanabi), looking like a bunch of different insects, has more colour compensating for the other hilarious features. Again and again I ask myself, why am I the only bijuu blessed with such a hunky body?
Back to my adventure... Where was I? Oh Nel-sama. Yes, Nel-sama. That cute pinky was actually one hell of a strong chick though, easily top ten. In the past, some other guy hit her on the head then dumped her body somewhere unsafe. The trauma caused her body to transform into that cute, adorable form I was talking about. I already miss her and the nickname she gave me, Fuzzy-Wuzzy. Add that to the list!
My adventure didn't actually start or end there. I had been there for a few years meeting some really cool dudes. One of them was Ulquiorra Cifer, a tall, down-to-earth person. The embodiment of 'don't judge a book by it's cover'. He used to take me out to the banging party spots in town and hooked me up with the ladies. That was until that bastard Kurosaki Ichigo came along and killed him. You know I would have slowly pushed that idiot's sword down his throat if it wasn't for the fact that I had a hole in my chest.
What? I didn't mention that earlier? My bad. The hole was the in-vogue thing in Hueco Mundo, so I had some guy who called himself "Ol' Dicky The King" create one in my chest. Apparently his ability to warp time could create black holes. As he did, he failed to make mention of the fact that with time it'll close, not without excruciating pain. That's how Ichigo escaped. Plus I think I felt a bit of pity for him since I knew he wouldn't live any longer. He was going to fight a battle he would't win. My-brother-from-another-mother, Aizen would just hand his ass out to him.
I'm a hundred and fifty, I can afford to feel pity once in a while. Proof I'm not an evil bastard... Not totally anyway.
So, the souvenir I brought back was some crazy buffoon's pet dog. The big guy had a pet and I was jealous. So I poked him in his eyes with my tails, took his pet and then bailed as fast as I could. But now, I regret taking that mutt. That dog is as evil as any kid. Always barking and pooping like there's no tomorrow.
In summary, Hueco Mundo was a blast!
-Fuzzy Q
AN: Special shoutout to 1Yui. She put in the first review for this story and she's one of my favorite authors of fanfiction. Do check out her stories if you like to read plot-driven and post 4th shinobi war fics. Angst/Humour/Adventure she's got it all well laid out in her super awesome fics! Dattebayo!
Thanks to those who read and reviewed(even though there wasn't much to review) and also those who only read(yeah, I can see the stats). Those who clicked 'favorite' and 'follow', thank you too.
Now, what do you think of this chapter?
Anime/Manga » Naruto »
Diary Of Nine Tales
Chapter Two: Tale Two
Hello again Diary, I hope you've been a good book in my absence. You know I can't carry you around the globe in a bag or something of that sort. Do you know how stupid I'll look if people were to see me in a backpack?
I know there would be benefits like storage for take-out and souvenirs but I still think that would be stupid.
Speaking of souvenirs, I just came back from this awesome trip where I met a lot of people and did some crazy stuff. Yes I did! I went to a place called Hueco Mundo. Uwup! Uwup! The inhabitants are some real party animals! Literally!
When I got there I meet this cute, adorable munchkin named Nel who was accompanied by two other guys I keep forgetting about. One that looks like an ant and the other like an egg. If you ask me what I think of the the ugly egg guy, I would say, "Cool fella. He reminds me of Hachibi."
Seriously, why does Hachibi look the ugliest and dumbest amongst us beasty boys and girls. Even Twiggy(that's Nanabi), looking like a bunch of different insects, has more colour compensating for the other hilarious features. Again and again I ask myself, why am I the only bijuu blessed with such a hunky body?
Back to my adventure... Where was I? Oh Nel-sama. Yes, Nel-sama. That cute pinky was actually one hell of a strong chick though, easily top ten. In the past, some other guy hit her on the head then dumped her body somewhere unsafe. The trauma caused her body to transform into that cute, adorable form I was talking about. I already miss her and the nickname she gave me, Fuzzy-Wuzzy. Add that to the list!
My adventure didn't actually start or end there. I had been there for a few years meeting some really cool dudes. One of them was Ulquiorra Cifer, a tall, down-to-earth person. The embodiment of 'don't judge a book by it's cover'. He used to take me out to the banging party spots in town and hooked me up with the ladies. That was until that bastard Kurosaki Ichigo came along and killed him. You know I would have slowly pushed that idiot's sword down his throat if it wasn't for the fact that I had a hole in my chest.
What? I didn't mention that earlier? My bad. The hole was the in-vogue thing in Hueco Mundo, so I had some guy who called himself "Ol' Dicky The King" create one in my chest. Apparently his ability to warp time could create black holes. As he did, he failed to make mention of the fact that with time it'll close, not without excruciating pain. That's how Ichigo escaped. Plus I think I felt a bit of pity for him since I knew he wouldn't live any longer. He was going to fight a battle he would't win. My-brother-from-another-mother, Aizen would just hand his ass out to him.
I'm a hundred and fifty, I can afford to feel pity once in a while. Proof I'm not an evil bastard... Not totally anyway.
So, the souvenir I brought back was some crazy buffoon's pet dog. The big guy had a pet and I was jealous. So I poked him in his eyes with my tails, took his pet and then bailed as fast as I could. But now, I regret taking that mutt. That dog is as evil as any kid. Always barking and pooping like there's no tomorrow.
In summary, Hueco Mundo was a blast!
-Fuzzy Q
AN: Special shoutout to 1Yui. She put in the first review for this story and she's one of my favorite authors of fanfiction. Do check out her stories if you like to read plot-driven and post 4th shinobi war fics. Angst/Humour/Adventure she's got it all well laid out in her super awesome fics! Dattebayo!
Thanks to those who read and reviewed(even though there wasn't much to review) and also those who only read(yeah, I can see the stats). Those who clicked 'favorite' and 'follow', thank you too.
Now, what do you think of this chapter?
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