Devils Advocate II

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In and out. Thats what my job consisted of but i was deathly bored by that concept. I wanted to have some conflic with marauding angels sent from God himself.
Patience would never be part of who I was. Noone understood how it felt like to hit a bullseye from two miles away without even looking. I have skill that noone has dared to challenge in a very long time. I always hoped for deadly combat between me and one of Gods first angels. Where was Michelangelo or that little bitc h Gabriel. I would see neither whenever I took an oh so innocent pure virgins soul. Mhmm maybe they didnt just care or there were too scared to face me. Recently they've only sent their cannon fodder lackeys. No respect for me anymore.
Sometimes I felt like going to knock on heavens door then try to take as many of those motherfukcers before I died. Then again that would be suicide and who would do my job? Who would dare? Ha I laugh at the idea of anyone trying to do my work. I take pride in what I do and im oh so meticulous. Like right now Im staring right at my next target.
She just got out the shower and shes getting ready to go to bed. Little does she know that she wont be waking up from her sleep in this world anymore but that she'll wake up in Lucifers bed. Unfortunate wretch she traded her soul for true love. A horrible bargain if you ask me but she got what she asked for. However her contract of a year is up and its time for me to collect. Who knows maybe she couldve gotten what she wanted without the contract? Fate is a cruel mistress and even I dont have a clue what she has in store for all of us. Eventually we all fall to our greatest desires.
Only wisdom can save us but she is a hard one to obtain. The woman is combing her hair and getting ready for bed. All I have to do is just wait till she gets in bed and falls asleep. Shes about to sit on bed when suddenly a loud crash erupts from the outside. Damn near exploding my ears if i say so myself. However the woman didnt react nor even notice a damn thing. What the hell is going on? What is that outside? In a flash im outside and I see something that I have not seen since the war in heaven four millenias ago. In the place of the thunderous roar stood Michaelangelo fully dressed in battle armor with his sword unsheathed and his golden shield raised and ready. Silver plated wings flapped powerful gusts of wind blinding me with their force. Seems like i have to be careful on what I wish for.
 
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