Design the Worst Justus Ever

[Pukkake Pokayo]

Self inflicting Terminal illness style: Malignant Cancer no jutsu

Other jutsu in this style include aids, syphilis etc.

 

[Kingu]

Cum Clones: Bukkake!!

 

[Seconds]

1000 years of filleryomi

 

[UltraPain]

Breathing out Poison Mist except you're also incredibly vulnerable to it.

Hiding Like a Mole Jutsu, except you can't ever come back out of the ground.

inverse kamui

Self inflicting Terminal illness style: Malignant Cancer no jutsu

Other jutsu in this style include aids, syphilis etc.

Ahahaha! That would actually be hilarious to see an inexperienced user screw themselves with their own jutsu. They should have shown that more in the series. XD

Cum Clones: Bukkake!!

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[Bad Touch Yakushi]

Summoning: Ant

 

[fiercerunner]

Ninpou: Midori Koucha no Jutsu
Translation: Green Tea no Jutsu
Green tea spews out of your nostrils

Chou-Chidori Me no Jutsu
Translation: Super-Chidori Eye no Jutsu
Instead of your hand creating the Chidori, your eye does it, destroying it completely and causing a lot of pain, but it might distract an enemy!

Mashumaro Funka no Jutsu
Translation: Marshmallow Eruption no Jutsu
Thousands of marshmallows suddenly begin spawning under all of your clothes to cushion your body from the next attack!

 

[~Ethereal~]

Main character no jutsu. XD

 

[Your Creepy Stalker]

one directional intangability. when it is active, whenever you touch something the part of your body that touches it is sent to another dimension. unike normal kamui, it doesnt come back.

reverse fireball jutsu. you inhale a enormous amount of fire.

chakra destruction: instantly drains your own chakra levels to zero.

and of course, panda style, great panda jutsu. self explanatory really.

 

[super yang]

kuchiyose no jutsu: Roadkill
summons a boss-sized roadkilled animal, flesh decaying & smelling
the massive animal can be manually tasked to perpetually rollover in a circular loop around the battlefield, in a limp & lifeless manner, at great chakra cost to the summoner

doujutsu: pop-ups
allows any of the 3 great doujutsu users to see any text, print, carvings or painted art renderings as gargantuan-sized & in pronounced 3-d caricatures, to distracting & disturbing effect if the user is not careful

hanaka to sube no jutsu
requires the user to discard their clothes & undergarments, fuse them into a flashbomb-esque energy projectile that renders their target unable to generate friction & with it, ground-based locomotion for 10 seconds

goutsubadankyuu no jutsu
the user creates a giant spitball and fires it at their opponet, soiling their clothing, eyes & hair

namazu no shuriken
the user throws a live catfish at their target, inciting great indignation & shame