Deidara The Artist

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[Inside Akatsuki Studios...]

Deidara: Sigh... the life of an artist ain't easy especially when you're surrounded by an artistically inept lot....

Sasori: Director! can we get this show on the road?! this costume is making me itch!

Deidara: Fine fine, hold your strings Sasori, We'll start shooting in a minute...

Sasori: (grumbles...mumbles....)

Deidara: Ok everyone! quiet on the set.... LIGHTS.... CAMERA.... ACTION!!!

Sasori: Oh..... How.... I Wish.... I Were A Real Boy.....

Deidara: CUT!!! what kind of acting is that?!!

Sasori:
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Deidara: Stop being sarcastic and put some enthusiasm into it!!!

Sasori: But I don't want to be a real boy!!!

Deidara: Just say the lines like you're supposed to!

Sasori: That's it I quit!! where's my manager?!

Zetsu:
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Helllooooooo!!!!!! Youuuu calleeedddd???

Sasori: Yeah! I have enough of this crap! I quit!!

Zetsu: Okaaayyy!!!!

[Sasori and Zetsu walks off the set]

Deidara: Great! now how am I going to finish this movie....... -_-'

Secretary: Mr. Director sir! there's someone here to see you...

Deidara: Who?

Secretary: The producer!

Kakuzu: DEIIIDARAAAA!!!

Deidara: Gulp!

Kakuzu: Deidara!! what's this call I received from Sasori's manager that he's quitting?!! do you know how much money this is going to cost me?!

Deidara: But mr. producer I.....

Kakuzu: No buts!!! production is behind 3 weeks schedule and it's costing me a fortune to finance this film! if you don't finish this movie soon I'll be ruined!!!

Deidara: Yes sir! yes sir! I'll get right into it...I'll find a....

Lawyer: Director Deidara I presume?!!

Deidara: Huh?!

Kakuzu: What?!

Lawyer: Sir I represent a very important client, a big-shot Hollywood director!

Deidara: Who?!

Lawyer: Him Sir:
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Deidara: OMG!!!!

Lawyer: Yes sir, it has come to my client's attention that you and your studio committed an unauthorized use of explosion patent#6641 in a motion picture which is registered under my client's name.

Kakuzu: Deidara! what is he talking about?!

Deidara: I...I....

Lawyer: It was used in Mr. Deidara's film adaptation of William Shakespeare's Hamlet

[2 Months Ago]

Deidara: Ok Tobi you ready?

Tobi: Ready when you are senpai! XD

Deidara: Ok...LIGHTS...CAMERA....ACTION!

Tobi: (Ahem!) Tobiiii....or not Tobi..... that is the que....

Deidara: KATSU!
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Deidara: Ok that's a rap! :hooray:

Tobi: :beat:

[Back To The Present]

Deidara: Ehehehe... :sweat:

Kakuzu: Attorney.... just how much is your client asking for?

Lawyer: $50 Million in damages from patent infringement.

Kakuzu: Did you say 50 million dollars?! :nuts:

Deidara: I didn't know it was his! honest! believe it!

Naruto: Yeah believe it Dattebayo!

Kakuzu: Attorney, maybe we can talk this out! maybe your client is willing to make some sort of deal!

Lawyer: No sir that's impossible, my client is....

Obama: Hold on a minute!

[Deidara,Kakuzu,Lawyer] : President Obama?!!

Obama: You better believe it! yes we can! :D

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Kakuzu: Mr. President! what brings you here?!

Obama: My spy satellites just picked up Mr. Deidara's dilemma here... and I'm willing to make a compromise with your client Mr. Lawyer if you don't mind....

Lawyer: No sir! I don't mind, I'm sure Mr. Bay won't mind either!

Obama: Very well, I'm willing to offer a presidential pardon to Mr. Deidara here and the government will pay all collateral damages to Mr. Bay

Lawyer: mumbles... ok bye!.. (hangs up phone) Yes Mr President... I've just spoken with my client and said that will be acceptable. :)

Obama: Good! :D

Deidara: Oh Mr. President thank you so much! :T_T:

Obama: Hold on son.... now you'll have to work for us.....

Deidara: Uhhh... sure sir.... but what can I do?

Obama: It has come to my attention that you're quite versed in the art of explosion, we need people like you to develop WMDs (Weapons of Mass Destruction) for the War on Terror.

Deidara: Did you say explosions?! omg! sign me up!:ls:

Obama: Good! let's go now! Yes we can! :D

Deidara: Ikuzo!

[Obama and Deidara leaves the set]

Kakuzu: Sigh.... great.... what am I going to do now?

Mysterious Man: Mr. Kakuzu?

Kakuzu: Yes?!

Mysterious Man: I'm your Dark Knight who's come to save you ;)

Kakuzu: My hero!!:nosebleed:

[One Week Later]

Christopher Nolan: Madara and Obito are you ready?

Madara: Hmph! yeah...

Obito: Ready!! :win:

Christopher: Ok, everybody quiet on the set...LIGHTS...CAMERA...ACTION!

Obito: Holy Juubi Batmadz!!!

Madara: Precisely Robito! quick to the Batcave!!!

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Twin Steps

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I wanna see more if deidara

Sorry I can't rep you
XD
 

Killer Vision

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you got yourself a subscriber buddy xD
It was hilarious XD
 

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Hahahahahahahaha rules of Hollywood

1) Never get behind schedule for producer Kakuzu.

2) Never place Deidara and Tobi in the same working environment.

3) Christopher Nolan is always worth a Hiring!

Best parts for me were honestly Sasori not wanting to be a real boy and classic Shakespeare with Tobi

XD!
 

Hoshi

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Lol, that part when deidara and Tobi went wrong XD
I would like to see more comedy naruto character fanfic from u lol
 

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I laughed up a lung when I saw Sasori as Pinocio. Some of it I did not get, but the mst of it was hysterical. Keep it up!
 
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