Debate: Zexion (Kakuzu) vs. K5 (Transcendence, TAC, Akasuna, Salad, AkatsukiChurch)

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Zexion is taking Kakuzu. The K5 are Chouji, Shikamaru, Neji, Ino, and Hinata. Trans is taking Chouji, TAC is taking Hinata, AC is taking Ino, I am taking Neji, Salad is taking Shikamaru.

Starting distance: 25 meters.

Location: Danzo vs. Sasuke.

Intel: Full.

Restrictions: None.

WE NEED JUDGES PLZ
 

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I'll be posting my argumentation soon.
 

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Wait let me join Zexions aid.
 

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Lmfao i'm in the middle of a tourney, but perhaps I could entertain this
 

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lml my man >.>

XD :D DDD
 

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I'll be posting my opener soon
 

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Zex boutta be gang banged.
 

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Good luck

Kakuzu solos though
 

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Billy is in the team, and since Billy winning anything is physically impossible, Zex wins by default.
 

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Domu tanks all.

Fuuton+Katon combo gg.

Gian to the brain gg.
 

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Since I can confidently say I am quite possibly one of the people that is most familiar with Zexion's style of debating with Kakuzu through our previous clashes, I know the exact argumentation Zexion will go for right away. That is, he will argue the prowress of Kakuzu's Raiton: Gian. To start off, Zexion will assume that Kakuzu is on the same level as Bijuus due to being a member of an organization that is specifically created to fight Bijuus - given how Sasori states that Akatsuki members catch a Bijuu per member.

Using this as a stepping stone, Zexion will bring up how in order to cut down natural lightning, Kakashi required a single Raikiri [ ]. This will allow him to mention how it took two Raikiris [ ] to stop Gian and even then it managed to damage Kakashi's hands, showcasing it's prowress over natural lightning, meaning that Gian is more destructive than Kirin given how Kirin is natural lightning [ ] and would take only one Raikiri to cut down. This will give them the chance to ''prove'' that Gian could cause destruction on a bigger level than mountain destruction (since Kirin could take down a mountain [ ]) and would say that since Gian is Kirin x2, it will become comparable to a TBB and that Sasori's statement about single Akatsuki members being able to take on a Bijuu is completely correct.

I have two possible counters for this to begin with. The first thing I'd like to note is that Ino is not only capable of controlling humans through her clan's jutsu, but beast's too. [ ] Beast's who's minds are much weaker than a human's and yet Ino is capable of thinking exactly as a human while inside of the beast. Not only that, but she can also easily control the beast's natural capabilities such as flying. This shows that Ino is smart enough to be able to learn how to use her target's natural abilities as soon as he transfers into them and that she can think normally as a human, no matter how small the beast's brain is.

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Wonder what I am aiming for here? Answer? Kakuzu's Masks. Inbefore, but they have no mind!! They are only hearts!! False. They have no brain. Mind and a brain are two different things.




In other words, the mind refers to a more physical definition where a certain something is capable of thought. A brain refers to the physical organs inside of our skull. While the brain also contains the mind, they are no exactly the same thing and a mind can still exist without the organ called brain in fiction. Sasori himself, who has no brain organ but is capable of thought thus has a mind, is testimony to that. The same goes for Kakuzu's Masks. They can notice that Kakuzu is dead, pinpoint his body's location [ ] and are capable of bypassing any obstacle that shows up between themselves and the body along the way. [ ][ ] Another scenario is where Kakuzu sent out [ ] his Masks to fight on the battlefield of the Ninja War while he himself was fighting on another part of the battlefield. This is proof that while Kakuzu's Masks have no brain, they still have a mind since they are capable of thought.

Now that I've proven that, lets move to how Ino's Jutsu works. It does not affect the brain. However, it affects the mind instead. Hence why Sakura, who has two minds [ ], was capable of breaking Ino's jutsu which baffled even Shikamaru. Sakura doesn't have two brains since she has normal human body construction so if Ino's jutsu affected the brain instead of the mind, Sakura wouldn't have been able to break out of it. This proves that Ino's jutsu affects the mind instead of the brain.

Now, lets move to the heart counter now that I've proven everything above. As we've seen every time in this manga, Kakuzu's jutsu take time to charge up and secondly, they cannot move around while charging up the jutsu. [ ][ ] At least, the Katon and Raiton masks can't do so as they've been stationary in every scenario in which they used their respective jutsu. And this is exactly where Ino manages to make up for her weakness and take control of Raiton Mask who would be charging up Gian. Once Ino intercepts and takes control of it, just like she was able to use the eagle's flying techniques, she will able to use every jutsu that the Raiton Mask is capable of using. In other words, Gian would break through Domu and possibly kill the Katon Mask which's fire does not have nearly the cutting or destructive capabilities of Gian so it would cut right through Zukoku and destroy the Katon Mask. Thus, Ino gets rid of the two biggest problems (Domu and Gian) while also killing Kakuzu's other mean of offense, leaving only the Fuuton mask which will be forced to go back into Kakuzu's body due to Kakuzu being killed by Gian previously.

I am done here with my first post. I now leave the rest to my teammates. Good luck, brethren. Lets take this lunatic down.
 

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Lol, so this is a real debate?

Aside from Itachi and Minato wankers' level of stupidity, this is one of the things that surprised me the most on this base :D
 

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Isn't this gay? Five guys going for another dude's *******?
 

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Isn't this gay? Five guys going for another dude's *******?

Smfh. We can't match Zex 1v1 so we gotta do it 1v5. And even now Zex outlasting us all in arguing is still a chance, which is why we were forced to make this an official debate where there are specific number of posts
 

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Since I can confidently say I am quite possibly one of the people that is most familiar with Zexion's style of debating with Kakuzu through our previous clashes, I know the exact argumentation Zexion will go for right away. That is, he will argue the prowress of Kakuzu's Raiton: Gian. To start off, Zexion will assume that Kakuzu is on the same level as Bijuus due to being a member of an organization that is specifically created to fight Bijuus - given how Sasori states that Akatsuki members catch a Bijuu per member.

Using this as a stepping stone, Zexion will bring up how in order to cut down natural lightning, Kakashi required a single Raikiri [ ]. This will allow him to mention how it took two Raikiris [ ] to stop Gian and even then it managed to damage Kakashi's hands, showcasing it's prowress over natural lightning, meaning that Gian is more destructive than Kirin given how Kirin is natural lightning [ ] and would take only one Raikiri to cut down. This will give them the chance to ''prove'' that Gian could cause destruction on a bigger level than mountain destruction (since Kirin could take down a mountain [ ]) and would say that since Gian is Kirin x2, it will become comparable to a TBB and that Sasori's statement about single Akatsuki members being able to take on a Bijuu is completely correct.

I have two possible counters for this to begin with. The first thing I'd like to note is that Ino is not only capable of controlling humans through her clan's jutsu, but beast's too. [ ] Beast's who's minds are much weaker than a human's and yet Ino is capable of thinking exactly as a human while inside of the beast. Not only that, but she can also easily control the beast's natural capabilities such as flying. This shows that Ino is smart enough to be able to learn how to use her target's natural abilities as soon as he transfers into them and that she can think normally as a human, no matter how small the beast's brain is.

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Wonder what I am aiming for here? Answer? Kakuzu's Masks. Inbefore, but they have no mind!! They are only hearts!! False. They have no brain. Mind and a brain are two different things.




In other words, the mind refers to a more physical definition where a certain something is capable of thought. A brain refers to the physical organs inside of our skull. While the brain also contains the mind, they are no exactly the same thing and a mind can still exist without the organ called brain in fiction. Sasori himself, who has no brain organ but is capable of thought thus has a mind, is testimony to that. The same goes for Kakuzu's Masks. They can notice that Kakuzu is dead, pinpoint his body's location [ ] and are capable of bypassing any obstacle that shows up between themselves and the body along the way. [ ][ ] Another scenario is where Kakuzu sent out [ ] his Masks to fight on the battlefield of the Ninja War while he himself was fighting on another part of the battlefield. This is proof that while Kakuzu's Masks have no brain, they still have a mind since they are capable of thought.

Now that I've proven that, lets move to how Ino's Jutsu works. It does not affect the brain. However, it affects the mind instead. Hence why Sakura, who has two minds [ ], was capable of breaking Ino's jutsu which baffled even Shikamaru. Sakura doesn't have two brains since she has normal human body construction so if Ino's jutsu affected the brain instead of the mind, Sakura wouldn't have been able to break out of it. This proves that Ino's jutsu affects the mind instead of the brain.

Now, lets move to the heart counter now that I've proven everything above. As we've seen every time in this manga, Kakuzu's jutsu take time to charge up and secondly, they cannot move around while charging up the jutsu. [ ][ ] At least, the Katon and Raiton masks can't do so as they've been stationary in every scenario in which they used their respective jutsu. And this is exactly where Ino manages to make up for her weakness and take control of Raiton Mask who would be charging up Gian. Once Ino intercepts and takes control of it, just like she was able to use the eagle's flying techniques, she will able to use every jutsu that the Raiton Mask is capable of using. In other words, Gian would break through Domu and possibly kill the Katon Mask which's fire does not have nearly the cutting or destructive capabilities of Gian so it would cut right through Zukoku and destroy the Katon Mask. Thus, Ino gets rid of the two biggest problems (Domu and Gian) while also killing Kakuzu's other mean of offense, leaving only the Fuuton mask which will be forced to go back into Kakuzu's body due to Kakuzu being killed by Gian previously.

I am done here with my first post. I now leave the rest to my teammates. Good luck, brethren. Lets take this lunatic down.

Nig typed this shit up real quick. He's serious asf. Kakuzu. I mean Zexion don't lose. :lmao:
 

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Smfh. We can't match Zex 1v1 so we gotta do it 1v5. And even now Zex outlasting us all in arguing is still a chance, which is why we were forced to make this an official debate where there are specific number of posts
My mistake then. Wasn't that aware of Zexion being that much of a beast with Kakuzu.
 

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Nig typed this shit up real quick. He's serious asf. Kakuzu. I mean Zexion don't lose. :lmao:

This is how I imagine Zex's reply to be:

Lml lmfao i cant believe youre actually arguing this but very well, i shall entertain this :lol

AkatsukiChurch said:

Lml my man, Domu tanks.

Transcendence said:

Lml my man, Gian counters this rather well :lol

Akasuna said:

Lml my man.

TheAncientCenturion said:

Lml my man, Kakuzu's fuuton > air palm.

Salad said:

Lml my man, Kakuzu has already shown to be faster in the manga so domu fist one shots him :lol

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Lmfaooooo you can try and downplay kakuzu but once again Kakuzu rapes them as i've already proven

mongrels U_U​
 
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