A fountain of pure shadow erupts from the ground inbetween Amy and Pain and soon shoots up into a geyser that sends the latter hurtling away while it solidifies into the flowing black robes and leather-skinned corpse that is her father. Death peers down on her with a wide and stupid looking grin maintained on his face. He stays like this for an awkwardly long period of time before suddenly bursting out with enthusiastic words
"Daughter! I've got you that thing you've always wanted! That's right,it's your very own...boyfriend!"
He parts his robes and a stereotypical American walks out. Tall, broad shouldered Caucasian with blonde hair and blue eyes. He stands there, looking uncertainly between Death and Amy.