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~Sky~

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I'm sorry, fallen brother.
 

Colonel Armstrong

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WAIT WHAT? where the sun dont shine means ass where im from>>>
 

immortal sage

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No pain compares to getting hit in your nads you poor son of a b*tch


*exept getting third degree burns I've never been in so much pain befor
 

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I get hit in my nugget pouch too often. Worst time is when I was hand cuffed with plastic hand cuffs since we were playing cops and robbers, and I was rolling off a couch to escape. I fell off, and was going to land on my stomach, but there was a castle placed where I was falling. Anyways, one of the towers hit me, and I had a little hitch in my giddy up for about three days.
 

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Yeah, kidney stones.

:( I had to piss out a 6 mm stone once. Ouch.

Just imagine you guys having to piss out a rock....
 

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I get hit in my nugget pouch too often. Worst time is when I was hand cuffed with plastic hand cuffs since we were playing cops and robbers, and I was rolling off a couch to escape. I fell off, and was going to land on my stomach, but there was a castle placed where I was falling. Anyways, one of the towers hit me, and I had a little hitch in my giddy up for about three days.
wow, that sound like it hurts, and a ...hitch, you must be some unfortunate soul. I think the worst i've hard was when i was learning volleyball, took a spike to the nuts, I had to crawl on all fours of the court
 

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Yeah, kidney stones.

:( I had to piss out a 6 mm stone once. Ouch.

Just imagine you guys having to piss out a rock....

Yeah nothing can top kidney stones, heard horrible things about that.
 

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Stop doing stuff to get you hit there.... on my bad days I dont get kicked in my manhood. Neither should you, stop.
 

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My friend got kicked in the balls by his little sister so bad that he knocked out and his mom called the ambulance. Then he had to wait for like three days for one of his testicles to drop back down.

I don't know why he told this story but whatever.
 

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I was thinking of something else, never mind...................
 

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A troll thread this early, must be Christmas.
 

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Have you ever been hit with the red hard cricket ball when someone was bowling fast right in the ...... well i have and let's just say the cricket ball won
 

Zee Seh

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I still remember wen i was young and me n ma bro used to fight.. He used to grab my testicles and squeez them :| #ShitHappens

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the only girl to ever kick me (in my nuts) is my best friend and i punched her in the face afterwards and we laughed it off
 
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