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Caliburn

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You gotta pump those numbers up, those are rookie numbers.
 

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"This is the prototype NOVA bomb, nine fusion warheads encased in lithium triteride armor. When detonated, it compresses its fissionable material to neutron-star density, boosting the thermonuclear yield a hundredfold. I am Vice Admiral Danforth Whitcomb, temporarily in command of the UNSC military base Reach. To the Covenant uglies that might be listening, you have a few seconds to pray to your damned heathen gods. You all have a nice day in hell..."
 

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WOW. I really dont know what im doing with my life
 

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“God, what did you have for breakfast this morning? Carnation Instant Bitch?”
 

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Treat outside wounds with rubbing alcohol, inside wounds with drinking alcohol
 

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4. im so mad i forgot to start counting. i wonder what my true post count is in here
 

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The funny thing is in any other circumstance, you might have had a point there. Except my boss is a woman, I was a chick in the 40s, I hate everyone equally, and there’s no one alive who could comprehend my sexual preference
 

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6. i dunno if i can actually do this. ii have so much more to do
 
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