Day 4 Spam Thread

[Xicer]

She also likes to miss her litter box on purpose, so I wake up to cat turds all over my bathroom most mornings

 

[MateuszinGenteFina]

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[MadieV]

I was looking for jokes to post but jokes nowadays are so bad. :catsad:

 

[lsomeonel]

guess gotta count then

 

[Xicer]

But that's the way it goes sometimes. I clean it up and then blaze up, in that order, then all is right with the world.

 

[MateuszinGenteFina]

16

 

[Xicer]

Remember remember the fifth of November, the gun powder treason and plot.

 

[MadieV]

Let's go for cheesy pick up lines, lel.

1. Are you French because Eiffel for you.

 

[Michelle]

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You must be registered for see medias

 

[lsomeonel]

would it be fun

 

[Xicer]

I see no reason why the gunpowder treason should ever be forgot.

 

[MadieV]

Cheesy pickup line #2

"Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else."

 

[lsomeonel]

to just keep posting

 

[MadieV]

Cheesy pickup line #3

"You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy"

 

[lsomeonel]

like this

 

[Xicer]

Nature's first green was gold, her hardest hue to hold.

 

[lsomeonel]

virtual piano

 

[MadieV]

Cheesy pickup line #4

"There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it"

 

[Xicer]

Her early leaf a flower, but only so an hour........

 

[Xicer]

Then leaf subsides to leaf, so Eden sank to grief.