Next you will be performing a technique that was gifted to me by the legendary Caliburn himself. It is a wall of text that is so great in size that it's comparable to gamahiro who is as big as gamabunta. It's width, it's width is 3x thicker than Gamabunta's sword. It takes a lot of earth chakra to perform and should only be used when you're feeling like a true badass. Not a regular badass, but a true warrior of badassness trained in the great arts of badasu otherwise known as Tachi no warui yatsu. And no Adachi, I didn't make that up. Don't listen to people like Adachi either, first rule of badasu, those who know japanese are all wrong and you're not an idiot or ignorant. To begin, you must bring forth your Tachi no warui yatsu chakra, otherwise known to peasants as "Earth chakra". Pfft, peasants, they know nothing of our badassness. Bring forth your Tachi no warui yatsu Doton chakra and make 5 muthaflipin badass handseal. No no, not regular handseals, those are for mortals. You'll use Tachi no warui yatsu handseals and flip the opponent the bird between each handseal. Then once done, if they're not pissed yet, they're about to be. Cuz you're gonna slam those beautiful hands to the ground and make a wall rise. Oh, you thought it was a little wall? No, this is earth release, not a lego play set. We'll be making a big ass wall. A wall so big, car alarms go off just by building up the chakra. So you'll slam those hands and make a giant wall rise from the ground, slowly, treat mother earth with respect, she's been through a lot, raised over 20 billion children since creation and counting. So it's gonna rise, and it's gonna rise underneath you while yes, you guessed it, you flip the bird, not just any bird THE bird, the only bird bird is the mothaflippin word. It takes a bit to rise, about 15 seconds actually, but art cannot be rushed, and your art is better than the opponent's art, which by the way, if they aren't dropping their jaw right now, they're about to be. Cuz this thing get's huge. It also has two giant ass doors on it. Nope, this aint no full metal alchemist, you ain't about to do no alchemy son, this ain't my portal, so put your leg and arm back on cuz we're not done yet. You gonna make another hand sign and those doors will fly open, ***** slapping anyone close to them in their mutha flippin face yo. Then you gonna do one more handeal, and yup, you're gonna flip them te bird once again as chains burst out like a bad episode of price is right, except that episode was never aired, who's laughing now bob barker? We are you damn pansy. Chains are gonna burst out from the wall and wrap around the opponent, then by flipping the bird once more, they'll retract like the hair of a drunk college student in a bathroom over a toilet in a club. Then you guessed it, the opponent will be pulled into your wall of badassness where those doors from earlier (we ain't forgot about them) they slam shut on their asses, this is the part where you start playing freddie cruger music (1...2...Freddie's coming for you...3...4...better lock the door) and have that gate go back into the ground son, lock that shit in the earth and close it in on it'self, crushing the opponent.
(Doton: Kabe-O Honsho No Jutsu) Wall Of Text No Jutsu
Type: Attack/Defense
Rank: S
Range: Long
Chakra Cost: 40
Damage Points: 80
Description: The user will make 5 hand-signs and slam their hands to the ground. A giant hollow wall will rise from the ground with two giant doors, it is as tall as Gamahiro and 3x thicker than Gamabunta's Sword. The user makes another handseal causing the doors to open and letters will burst out from inside the wall into 4 chains made of text made from the earth of the wall that will attempt to wrap around the opponents limbs. If successful the user then makes one more handseal, causing the chains to tighten, crushing the opponents limbs as the chains retract, pulling the opponent into the wall where the doors then slam shut, trapping the opponent inside. The wall will then go back into the ground and close in on it'self, crushing the opponent.
Notes:
- Can only be used once per battle
- Must have mastered Earth
- Must be of at least Sannin Rank
- No A Rank Earth for the next turn
- Due to the walls Size, it takes 15 seconds for it to completely rise and 3 seconds for the doors to open.
- The chains take 2 seconds to get to the opponent per 5 meters. So, 2 seconds for short range, 4 seconds for mid range and 6 seconds for long range.