Customer complaint message from 1750 BC and graffiti from Pompei

[paratise]

Appearantly some guy was pissed because someone gave him very bad customer services and LQ copper. Antic World Problems.

Article:

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Have you ever been so mad that you could have actually engrave

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handwriting in a tiny stone?

Anyway, graffiti from Pompei:

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Some of my faves:

Spoiler

Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men's behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!

This is how you get out of closet.

We two dear men, friends forever, were here. If you want to know our names, they are Gaius and Aulus.

Awwww

: If anyone does not believe in Venus, they should gaze at my girl friend

Smooth

I screwed a lot of girls here

Internet back then

Chie, I hope your hemorrhoids rub together so much that they hurt worse than when they every have before!

Chie?

 

[Joon]

The Chie one is too funny. Lol

 

[Xlad]

What the hell am I reading? This is really amusing. Lol

 

[Lariatoo]

Yeah...
I love the first one... XD
I read them some years ago on Cracked...
If you think we are in decadence now...
Here is another video of them:

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[Conspirator.]

That's hilarious. Lol

 

[Wabbit]

Pottery Shop or Bar of Nicanor: Lesbianus, you defecate and you write, 'Hello, everyone!' (the Romans really were obsessed with scatology)

>Lesbianus

XD