Cringe Worthy things you've done?

JStar King

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I smashed with this one chick and I found out she was also smashed by my cousin and two other dudes. She got pregnant and it was probably one of the worst moments of my life. It was learned that none of us was the father, especially my cousin, because the kid was almost white.

My cousin is darker than a Sharpie, bruh. If he goes out at night wearing all black and closes his eyes, he'll disappear.

But anyways, that girl became one of my deepest regrets EVER!
 

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---I used to attend church and pray. Probably the most cringe shit I ever did. Glad I got away from that.

This :lol
though i still visit Temples,Mosques and church with friends and family members but Praying nah man
 

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write about my broken heart on facebook. still kills me to this very day
 

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the world will never be ready to know the cringe worthy things i've done :flakez:
 
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The worst thing I probably did was thinking I was an electrician as a kid trying to do my sisters a favor and fix the lamp. I crossed two wires that I shouldn't have, I know now, and was electrocuted at least the lamp came on for a second when I was shocked. It burned some of my skin nothing happened but everyone laughed despite me not being able to move for a few seconds while being shocked. Later threw out the none working lamp.
 
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I smashed with this one chick and I found out she was also smashed by my cousin and two other dudes. She got pregnant and it was probably one of the worst moments of my life. It was learned that none of us was the father, especially my cousin, because the kid was almost white.

My cousin is darker than a Sharpie, bruh. If he goes out at night wearing all black and closes his eyes, he'll disappear.

But anyways, that girl became one of my deepest regrets EVER!

So your cringy thing is that you had *** with a girl? Really, some one tell me the facepalm emote so I can put it in this post.
 

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So your cringy thing is that you had *** with a girl? Really, some one tell me the facepalm emote so I can put it in this post.

No, you're not getting the point. I had *** with one of the nastiest THOTS ever, and she got pregnant. Not only that she fu*ked and slobbed my cousin and almost four other dudes around the time we did it. She was a complete Hoho.
 

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Almost got my self killed twice .

first time i forgot to watch both sides of the road before i crossed almost got hit by a van and got scolded by the woman that was driving .

second time i was riding my bicycle it slipped and fell right in front of a incoming truck i don't know how i did it i kicked my bicycle into the side of the road that i was stuck under and rolled to the side if i was 3 secs late it would run me down .
 

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Climbing on ancient ruins then getting warned by someone.

To my defense there were no strings or fences around it and it was middle of night so i was not at my best state of mind.
 

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write about my broken heart on facebook. still kills me to this very day

:lmao: :lmao:

90% of people did that at some point. xD

And

Played Truth & Dare with a girl i didn't like (Only us)
I still cringe thinking about what i said and what she said.

*shivers*
 
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Tripped over a chair leg in the middle of a busy conference room and fell on the guy in front...

My face landed on his crotch. ._.
 

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So many. Like someone said, writing deep or stupid stuff on Facebook? Yeah, bad idea.

Small things I remember. I insisted that Kurt Angle's WWE finisher was the Angle Lock because it was an ankle lock, but like, the name was the Angle lock because it was a play on his name. I think my math teacher thought I had a speech problem.

A lot of jokes I made in school were at my expense. They weren't cringe worthy for me, but the cringe came from people thinking I was just stupid and didn't know what I was saying. Nah, I just wanted to have some fun. Ah, the things I did for comedy.

Most recently though? Norman/Norma Bates account. Yeah.
 

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The first year of college I got my roommate to bring me to an adult store so I can get some r rated mags...I'm pretty such I scared her and those workers probably though we was lesbians.
 
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