Cringe Worthy things you've done?

[Seventh Sama]

Alright, I'll start. I use to do naruto rps, i did my own OCs (orginal characters) but i godmodded the hell out of them and gave them crappy background stories. Just thinking back on it brings old regrets. :lol
What about you guys/gals?

 

[FreakensteinAG]

"Hello maiden. Would you care to sacrifice your hymen at the alter of Rod Thrustshaft?"

 

[Claymantan]

Asked a grad student out as an undergrad (but I did actually get her number! She let me down easy afterwards XD)

Locked myself out of my own car on Record Store Day, was a 2 hours walk from home

Managed to crash my bike into a parked car, the car was fine but my bike was trashed

Forgot that Benihisago requires contact or another Treasured Tool to activate, and made the thread in my signature (Ice set me straight, I'm gonna wear the L until I become better XD)

Slept in with my then-girlfriend in sophomore year, missed fourth-semester midterms (still passed!)

Slept in for no reason in freshman year, missed first-semester midterms (still passed XD)

Scratched up the back of my car backing out of a GameStop

Couldn't figure out how to reverse a belt (I can't explain this one, but the belt was in a weird position with the buckle and I was just confused XD)

Thought one of my classes in junior year was in a classroom that didn't actually exist

Wore shorts to my first time at a club, because the theme that night was "wear white" and the only white pants I had were shorts XD (But I was also 17, so eh)

 

[DominiqueX]

(Naruto-) Roleplay isn't cringe worthy

- I remember that I was very.. confused, after I stumbled upon a "special" VHS-movie for adults of my grandpa. I was like 12 and never saw something like this before and the worst thing is.. I accidently broke it. How do you explain that later? >.>

- I broke off any contact with the first person I had romantic feelings for, me was jealous of her only because she still spent time with my best friend, who was her former boyfriend. I was a stupid teen back then, not proud of it.

- My (middle school) class was on a graduation school-trip. Obviously there was a ban on alcohol, but you know how teens are, especially when they are away without parents. So we got some drinks, while our teachers weren't stupid. Long story short, we all were caught with the stuff and I cried with a heavily pumping heart, because one of our teachers was angry at me and wanted me to reveal where the hiding-spot of the remains of the stuff was. I pretended not to know.

- I used to have crushes on a few anime characters when I was younger

- I used to slowly kill insects and worms in very savage ways (cutting them in half, ripping off their wings/legs and burn them with a magnifying glass in the summer sun) :/

- Once I wanted to dye my hair black, but it turned out to be a very very dark shade of blue and this was visible every time sun shined on it
XD

 

[Adam Driver]

When I was a kid after watching parkour on tv shows and films I'd go in the playground or outside and climb over fences like it was some professional stunt.

 

[Seventh Sama]

(Naruto-) Roleplay isn't cringe worthy

- I remember that I was very.. confused, after I stumbled upon a "special" VHS-movie for adults of my grandpa. I was like 12 and never saw something like this before and the worst thing is.. I accidently broke it. How do you explain that later? >.>

- I broke off any contact with the first person I had romantic feelings for, me was jealous of her only because she still spent time with my best friend, who was her former boyfriend. I was a stupid teen back then, not proud of it.

- My (middle school) class was on a graduation school-trip. Obviously there was a ban on alcohol, but you know how teens are, especially when they are away without parents. So we got some drinks, while our teachers weren't stupid. Long story short, we all were caught with the stuff and I cried with a heavily pumping heart, because one of our teachers was angry at me and wanted me to reveal where the hiding-spot of the remains of the stuff was. I pretended not to know.

- I used to have crushes on a few anime characters when I was younger

- I used to slowly kill insects and worms in very savage ways (cutting them in half, ripping off their wings/legs and burn them with a magnifying glass in the summer sun) :/

- Once I wanted to dye my hair black, but it turned out to be a very very dark shade of blue and this was visible every time sun shined on it
XD

The way i rp'd with other rpers was cringe. Naruto OCs are also pretty cringe worthy 2.

 

[Claymantan]

The way i rp'd with other rpers was cringe. Naruto OCs are also pretty cringe worthy 2.

Are most of the characters in RP Board not OCs?

 

[Genyūmaru1]

Naruto RP ain't cringeworthy fam no worries.

 

[HashiraMadara SenjUchiha]

*I believed chakra/ki things growing up, used to demonstrate by breaking broom sticks and beer bottles with with my palms(I believe this is the most cringing memory ever)

*Mis-calculated mom's arrival time, brought my girlfriend home... In the lounge couch(she told me she's on periods and can't do it) anyways we kissed and sh*t. Suddenly the girl on periods was getting intense and we went topless until we were shocked by a bulging door and mom coming in. I left her there running to my room, mom chased her holding her bra.

*Last year on my December salary: I went to where I was studying(former studying college hostel). Had a party there with my sudden gay friend. We got drunk, I cursed him on being gay. we went to a near by club, my memory stops there. Then in the morning I woke up pink(from a cocktail vomit) with a hefty cab bill and body aches(the whole story of what happened I could write a thread about).

*Not cringing that much but, 2012 on my way home at the station I fell off a train(it was serious and not funny) but when I came back from the hospital we were making jokes about the clothes I was wearing then LOL it was like I was ripped by a werewolf.

*back in the 9th grade I wrote a grammar broken letter to this Brazilian transfer student. What's f*cked up is that she was from a different school than me. So I gave the letter to a girl in that school, letter got lost before she received though. (now when I think about mother*cker read the letter, JESUS I CAN'T IMAGINE HER FACE SEEING WHAT I WROTE OF LORD)

 

[Jinrou]

I once hit my crush in the leg..(right knee to be precise) with a mini typewriter. :/ I hate remembering this tbh.

 

[Dannie]

---I tried stealing some dudes Yugioh cards, and ended up getting caught. This was like 2nd/3rd grade. The dude was a fat white dude so you knew he wanted his collection back.

---8th grade, I remember signing up for a music class but I didn't have an instrument.

---6th grade year, this was off of some stupid dare, but I ended up smacking this girls ass and she got upset, so she retaliated by slapping me in front of everyone. That was actually a very bad day. She was black btw, so you know she had a fat ass, and her hit was pretty hard, but I still ate it.

---I fell going up the steps during a school assembly. That shit was so damn embarrassing. Luckily only like 5 people saw it.

---This was 4th grade elementary. I wrote some girl a letter saying will she go out with me, but she rejected me. I was ****ing heart broke man. I know I was like 9 but still bruv. She had me sad for days. Now thinking about it makes me sick lmao. Who writes letters when asking someone out lml. Shit was so corny and she was not even cute = fail

---8th grade year I cussed out one of my teachers for giving me a bad grade and, ended up getting after school detention lmao.
---8th grade year, I was talking during class and had to have lunch with the teacher IN class. LOL

---I used to attend church and pray. Probably the most cringe shit I ever did. Glad I got away from that.

 

[Claymantan]

Who writes letters when asking someone out lml. Shit was so corny and she was not even cute = fail

I've pulled this off at the age of 20. But I was asking a girl out I met on the train and the cringe part was that I accidentally pushed an elderly woman out of the way as I was giving her the letter. XD Still got the number.

 

[awesomeseimei]

I wrote absolutely obnoxious Mary Sue fanfics with most related cliches I still have some of them in my old notebooks.

 

[Seventh Sama]

Are most of the characters in RP Board not OCs?

Oh no, i didnt RP here but at some RP fansite dedicated to naruto.

 

[Power Bottom]

Tried contouring with a pencil and smudging it in

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Now I know how to do it properly.

 

[SSStylish]

Arguing on an internet forum about which anime character is stronger :hmm:

 

[Pukkake Pokayo]

Oh man.

Was going to college. Made a Spanish friend named James or something. He disappeared for months, came back. I assumed his name was Pedro because in secondary school I knew a guy who looked identical to him that was called that so I went around for the rest of the year calling him Pedro and sounding like a racist *******.

Accidentally tripped up my crush by stepping on her heel going down some stairs. Someone caught her though.

Went up to get a school award in front of a crowd. Dropped the ****ing medal.

For our graduation song we were told to sing the cup song. Like 4 people ended up singing it out of the entire year in front of all the families and staff lmao

 

[LustyLover]

---I used to attend church and pray. Probably the most cringe shit I ever did. Glad I got away from that.

 

[Wabbit]

-stole a toy motor from my cousin
-played with wire and plug which was connected to circuit. I am only alive because of power outage.
-Playing near house. After a lightning strike we ran to house. I see dog is not coming. I shout for it to come back it. It does not. I run back held the dog and rushed to home. I thought I was a hero.
-6th grade. Started a fight with a friend. I was mostly beating him. Did not realize everybody was watching us. When I look around I saw everybody was watching us. I saw the girl I had crush on is looking at me from the window. It was ****ing embarrassing. Teacher comes in and we both got beaten up by him for fighting :|
-First day in college. They made it compulsory to sit in a workshop which was handled by seniors. I being hated this started to troll them by asking questions. It ended up I rustling one girls ego. She went to to a lecturer started crying and told him that I misbehaved with her. For my good luck he asked her to explain and she fell short on her story. I did not realize this that day I only saw her and lecturer outside and wondered why she was crying there. I was told next day that she tried to frame me for some shit.
I do cringy stuff to procrastinate before exams
-Last sem, hours before exam. Have nt studied shit. Accidentally found pics from fb of one of the hot chick who is in my class. Jerked offed to her instead of studying.
-Another time smoked half pack of cigarette, even though i knew I would feel like shit.


This is what I can remember.

 

[Pumpkin Ninja]

My whole life to be honest.