Criminal Tries to Rob a Gun Store…With a Bat

[Darthlawsuit]

XD Takes a special someone to rob a gunstore with a bat.

Common sense is apparently hard for some criminals. Take for example, 22-year-old Derrick Mosley, who reportedly attempted to rob an Oregon gun shop on Thursday armed with a baseball bat.

According to various news reports, Mosley strolled into Discount Gun Sales in Beaverton, Ore., with his baseball bat and criminal intent. He reportedly smashed a display case and attempted to steal a firearm.
Criminal Derrick Mosley Tries to Rob Gun Shop With a Baseball Bat

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(KATU)

The manager of the gun shop drew his own firearm which, unlike the one Mosley attempted to steal, was loaded. The manager trained his gun on Mosley and ordered him to drop the bat, the unloaded gun he was trying to steal and the 9-inch knife he was carrying. The first smart thing the crook did that day was comply with those commands.

The gun shop manager was still holding Mosley at gunpoint when the sheriff’s department arrived. The would-be robber was arrested and charged with first-degree robbery, first-degree theft, unlawful possession of a firearm and second-degree criminal mischief. His bail was set at $250,000, KATU reports.

Additionally, Mediaite’s Andrew Kirell also found Mosley guilty of “the mental crime of thinking a bat would be an effective tool for robbing a store full of guys with guns.”

 

[Parrish]

There are dumbasses in this world, then there are these types of people.

 

[Tingun]

What a boss.

 

[Calpal]

i bet he thinks hes a badass in jail braggin about how high his bail is n shit

 

[Yanks]

Logic. .....

 

[Darthlawsuit]

i bet he thinks hes a badass in jail braggin about how high his bail is n shit

Them: What are you in here for

Him: I just robbed a gunstore with a baseball bat

Them: .... You see that soap over there, pick it up and I will give you a gun

Him: OK!

 

[kunde]

he's d

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[Aim64C]

I'd be curious to see if he's been to jail before, and was just doing this to get himself sent back.

Some of those guys get institutionalized and can't handle life outside of a cage.

 

[LegendaryShinobi]

dat face lol:vision:

 

[Craziie]

Kind reminds of something parrish would do
OT: That was such a good idea.

 

[Anorien16]

Maybe he took "A stone in the hand of jonin is better than a kunai in the hand of a genin" bit to literally .....

 

[~Shadowhunter Princess~]

Lol what an idiot! He belongs on that World's Dumbest show

 

[Jack Spicer]

I don't see the issue here. He was being innovative!

 

[ziggyZ]

LOL! When I read the title, I thought he tried to rob the store with an actual Bat. As in, the animal. Hahahaha

 

[Fireplay]

Maybe he was trying something new? How many people can honestly say "i robbed a gun store with a bat". Dumbass.

 

[EnDash]

this is how i imagine the shop keeper:

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[Jin Hayami]

Shoulda shot him.