Cowboys Or Pirates? Which would you be?

[chuloe]

without a doubt a pirate

 

[LordRaikage]

marine...

 

[-immortal-]

Pirate life must've been deadass boring seriously u barely had any slightly modern day inventions such as uhhh idk...

RELIABLE PISTOLS

i'm not talking those weak coconut made savagely brute objects those "Yarrrgh Matey!" guys used

i'm talking John Marston level

what makes u think i wanna sail across the ocean on a sweaty ass boat with sweaty ass bad hygiene pirates?

what makes u think i wouldn't want to **** my liver to hell with moonshine and stop domestically abusive cowboys?

what makes u think i'm up for dancing or whatever kinda weird maneuvers they had back in the "Ye Ol Matey!" days with some lady w/ a goddamn coffee filter on her head?

#TEAMCOWBOY

this.
yall people thinking you gonne act like yall onepiece characters

you think you'll have them gears as a pirate?

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you would and up like this with them anime thoughts smh

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[Young Thug]

**** am i gonna do as a pirate???


poke him to death with my rare vintage 1625 Scimitar from Sicily that i plunged into the ocean for and nearly died and lost a decent portion of my crew for?

nah

#TEAMCOWBOY

 

[Ldude]

Is it modern day?

If so, I choose pirate.

 

[Arian]

raping women left and right and being drunk 90% of the day? hell yea ima be a pirate as well XD

 

[chopstickchakra]

Cowboy

-whiskey
-cowgirls
-ranch
-and you don't get hanged when caught

I don't know where you heard that last one but that's about the furthest thing from the truth. Many cowboy were hanged.

 

[6thHokage]

Cowboy.

 

[DroGGz0r]

raping women left and right and being drunk 90% of the day? hell yea ima be a pirate as well XD

Charming...

 

[-Punk-]

Cowboys laughable diff, Pirates annoy me.

 

[LordRaikage]

**** am i gonna do as a pirate???


poke him to death with my rare vintage 1625 Scimitar from Sicily that i plunged into the ocean for and nearly died and lost a decent portion of my crew for?

nah

#TEAMCOWBOY

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[~Ethereal~]

Pirate is cooler, however I prefer to be a cowgirl because I like to be on land.

 

[Xlad]

A cowboy pirate/pirate cowboy. No idea how that shit works, but I guess I want to overlook the seas while I'm on my horse. Plus, a cowboy hat and a eyepatch would look nice together.

 

[The Western Wheel]

Don't give a rats ass about dem pirate songs, play me Johnny Cash.

Kill a bankrobber, drink some whiskey, **** a ***** and ride towards the setting sun , singing some songs about loneliness. >>> sitting on some wretched ship, stuck with fetid, scorbutic bastards....

And I hate cowboys.

 

[Young Thug]

Don't give a rats ass about dem pirate songs, play me Johnny Cash.

Kill a bankrobber, drink some whiskey, **** a ***** and ride towards the setting sun , singing some songs about loneliness. >>> sitting on some wretched ship, stuck with fetid, scorbutic bastards....

And I hate cowboys.

A cowboy pirate/pirate cowboy. No idea how that shit works, but I guess I want to overlook the seas while I'm on my horse. Plus, a cowboy hat and a eyepatch would look nice together.

Pirate is cooler, however I prefer to be a cowgirl because I like to be on land.

ppl who get it

 

[Risuna23]

Cowboy

 

[Young Thug]

guess who's winnin the war (sorta)

#TEAMCOWBOY

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[Gintõki1]

Cowboy.

Riding them cowgirls all the way.

 

[Dannie]

pirates. I am going to be the first ever pirate who can't swim. .-.

Devil Fruit user?

 

[Arian]

Charming...

lol thats what a pirate is. asking to be a pirate is basically the same thing as to ask if some1 wants to be a criminal..... i like how people think pirates were nice guys liks in one piece or pirates of the carrebean XD