Alright so here I was at school in the bathroom because I had to take the Cosby kids to the swimming pool (had to take a sh*t) and while I was in the stall I got bored af because I couldn't watch porn because I left my iPhone at a strip club. Anyways, I remembered a game from my childhood called "Poop Ball" and noticed some kid was in the stall next to me. So, I reached into the toilet and grabbed one of my turds and rolled it into a ball. I then tossed it over the stall and it landed on this kid's arm and he was like "WTF you ***g*t!" I replied, "You were supposed to catch it then toss it back!" He then picked it up and threw it at me at high speeds, aiming for my head. Fortunately, I dodged it then reached in the toilet and grabbed 3 more of my turds and just nailed this kid. He ran out and said, "You douche bucket! I'm telling the principle!"
I'm kind of nervous. Can I get in trouble for this if he tells the principle? I mean, who doesn't want to play a friendly game of Poop Ball?
I'm kind of nervous. Can I get in trouble for this if he tells the principle? I mean, who doesn't want to play a friendly game of Poop Ball?
where have you been all my life?
