Corrupt a wish game

[WhistleBlower]

But its battery life is shit

I wish for something

 

[Michelle]

granted. "Something" is the coffe you just drank this morning

I wish for good weather

 

[WhistleBlower]

but instead you get terrible weather

I wish for anything

 

[Chikombo]

but instead you get terrible weather

I wish for anything

you get whatever you want but at the cost of giving it away.

I wish for world peace.

 

[WhistleBlower]

granted* but its temporary

i wish for a better username/avy/sig

 

[Michelle]

Granted but you make a typo and your username is hilarious and the sig and ava doesn't fit at all

I wish to go to the beach

 

[HowDidIGetPrem]

Granted but there's a freak tsunami

I wish to live a much longer life

 

[WhistleBlower]

But you die tommorow
I wish for a multiverse

 

[Hori]

You get one, but everything is ruined by the Monitors

I wish to eat the tree of life

 

[WhistleBlower]

But its the tree of death

I wish for hori to show me how she looks like in private messages

 

[Michelle]

granted, but the pic comes to you blurry and you don't realise she sent you a k-pop star instead

i wish to hear a nightingale singing

 

[WhistleBlower]

but you hear the wind singing

I wish to eat a wedding cake

 

[Michelle]

granted but the chef misplaced the sugar and put instead lemon salt >.>

i wish days were longer than 24 hours

 

[HowDidIGetPrem]

granted but years have been shortened considerably more

i wish for a lifetime supply of peanuts

 

[Michelle]

granted but years have been shortened considerably more

i wish for a lifetime supply of peanuts

granted but you are allergic at it

i wish for a city break in Paris

 

[Avaitto]

granted but you are allergic at it

i wish for a city break in Paris

Granted, but you will step on dog $hit.

I wish to marry Lord Sasuke.

 

[HowDidIGetPrem]

granted but you find Sasuke's dead body the day after the wedding and in his hand is a suicide note detailing how he regretted the choice

I wish to own a computer that could compute anything instantly

 

[Avaitto]

granted but you find Sasuke's dead body the day after the wedding and in his hand is a suicide note detailing how he regretted the choice

I wish to own a computer that could compute anything instantly

Granted, but it can only display Sasuke nudes.

I wish for Tanya Degurechaff to rule the world.

 

[HowDidIGetPrem]

granted, she rules the world in title but Sakura pulls the strings from behind the scenes

i wish i owned a gigantic aquarium filled with fish and shrimp that i could eat

 

[Avaitto]

granted, she rules the world in title but Sakura pulls the strings from behind the scenes

i wish i owned a gigantic aquarium filled with fish and shrimp that i could eat

Granted, but Chocho eats all of them.

I wish for Half Life 3 to be a thing.