Corrupt a wish game

[Mister_London_Thai_Royal]

Granted but the strength is only temporary and it leaves a badass rash to boot, after expiry.

I wish for a mega miku hatsune plushie.

 

[Quatt]

Granted but it has a defect

I wish for World Peace

 

[MemeMaster64]

Granted, now all humans are dead

I wish for genetically engineered catgirls to be real

 

[6thHokage]

Granted but all the catgirls are homicidal.

I wish for the ability to predict the future.

 

[Mister_London_Thai_Royal]

Granted, but all you see is a dark future with you not in it.

I wish for a complete episode of a television series I haven't seen.

 

[Finalbeta]

Granted but you will never see a new series again

I wish my icecream was infinite

 

[Mister_London_Thai_Royal]

Granted. It's infinitely dynamite tasting, that it explodes ending you.
I wish for a watch that tells the weather.

 

[HowDidIGetPrem]

Granted but it only tells the weather of yesterday.
I wish to own a large slab of pure gold.

 

[Mister_London_Thai_Royal]

Granted, but its actually in the shape of a pet you once loved as some kind of mockery.

I wish for a lantern to brighten up the hallways here.

 

[Passerby]

Granted but the light it emits is too bright that its impossible to properly see where you are going

I wish to know how One Piece ends

 

[Finalbeta]

Granted but you will forget it one minute later

I wish I could know what happens in the Universe

 

[Passerby]

Granted but you can never change the outcome

I wish I can movies before it's official release date

 

[Michelle]

Granted but you get bored quickly

I wish to snow again

 

[Mister_London_Thai_Royal]

Granted you see snow, but its from a bucket and made with fake ingredients.

I wish to be a father of some kids.

 

[HowDidIGetPrem]

Granted but all of them have birth defects.

I wish I could walk around nude.

 

[Passerby]

Granted but you can never wear clothes ever again

I wish all vegans are forced to eat meat

 

[HowDidIGetPrem]

Granted but it's part of a ritualistic activity and you're one of the sacrifices.

I wish I were as strong as Mr.Incredible.

 

[Michelle]

granted but it lasts just seconds

i wish for a chocolate

 

[MemeMaster64]

Granted it's so small you can't even see it

I wish to not be socially awkward

 

[Passerby]

Granted but people will hate you

I wish to own an ipad