Corrupt a wish game

[Passerby]

Granted but you'll fracture your legs during the first game

I wish playing football is illegal

 

[Michelle]

Granted but you'll fracture your legs during the first game

I wish playing football is illegal

granted but instead all will play chess

I wish to catch a big fish

 

[Passerby]

granted but instead all will play chess

I wish to catch a big fish

Granted but it eats you

I wish Dragons exist

 

[Michelle]

granted but they are dragonflies

i wish to be blonde

 

[Passerby]

Granted but now your entire body is blonde

I wish I can tame any animal

 

[WhistleBlower]

But can only tame 1 at a time

I wish for more wishes

 

[HowDidIGetPrem]

Granted but their interpretations are twisted drastically harder than usual.

I wish for rain to be replaced with falling ice cream

 

[Michelle]

granted but they taste like grass

i wish to have the time machine

 

[Finalbeta]

But if you time travel you will never be able to return

I wish to be rich

 

[Michelle]

Granted, in Monopoly money

I wish I have a Lego railway with a lot of trains

 

[Passerby]

Granted but now owning legos are illegal

I wish Pokemon were real

 

[Michelle]

Granted but also the dinosaurus are reborn and invade the planet

I wish you all a Merry Christmas!
I wish this to be a granted wish with no "but"

 

[Finalbeta]

Granted yet no one will hear you

I wish to be invisible

 

[Michelle]

Granted by only when you look in the mirror yourself >.>

I wish the weather forecast to be more accurate

 

[MemeMaster64]

Granted, the forecasts say there's going to be a really bad drought

I wish to have a stand arrow

 

[Passerby]

Granted but its a cheap replica

I wish I can eat sweets without getting fat

 

[Michelle]

Granted but you have to eat 30 grams per day u.u

I wish for a watermelon

 

[Passerby]

Granted but if you eat it you'll die

I wish I can teleport

 

[6thHokage]

Granted but you have no control over where you go

I wish I can speak every language.

 

[Passerby]

Granted but the rest of world will understand only english so you will end up with a useless skill

I wish I have super strength