Corrupt a wish game

[HowDidIGetPrem]

Granted, you can but now have a 99.999% chance of going to Hell.

I wish to be 7 inches taller.

 

[Passerby]

Granted but you'll also gain extra weight

I wish that I can understand japanese

 

[HowDidIGetPrem]

Granted, but you can only understand an ancient dialect.

I wish I could walk on water.

 

[Passerby]

Granted but you can never step foot on land again

I wish I own all the One Piece manga volumes

 

[HowDidIGetPrem]

Granted, but it's translated by 4 Kids and they've watermarked every panel.

I wish I had my own country.

 

[Passerby]

Granted but only you can live in it

I wish I can control the weather

 

[Alice in Noodleland]

Granted but you get under the weather fever everytime

I wish I Could direct one Star Wars film

 

[jimbobbity]

Granted but itll be a commercial faliure.

I wish I could control time.

 

[321ice]

Granted but you yourself will age faster & your power can’t alter its effects

I wish I had 10 million dollars

 

[Passerby]

Granted but you can never spend it

I wish that I have a healthy sleep pattern lol

 

[HowDidIGetPrem]

Granted, but it's nocturnal.

I wish I ran as fast as the Flash.

 

[Passerby]

Granted but you can never stop

I wish I can memorize anything I read

 

[chopstickchakra]

Granted but you can never stop

I wish I can memorize anything I read

Granted but you're dyslexic.

I wish I could see in the dark, pitch black dark.

 

[HowDidIGetPrem]

Granted, but your eyes are now extremely sensitive to light.

I wish I could spontaneously create the greatest food a person could ever taste.

 

[Passerby]

Granted but one ingredient required for that food is puppy meat

I wish I can eat the best pizza everyday

 

[chopstickchakra]

Granted but one ingredient required for that food is puppy meat

I wish I can eat the best pizza everyday

Granted but it's all you can eat and it's pizza so it's not really healthy and you die an early death due to heart problems.

I wish I was happy.

 

[Chikombo]

Granted but it's all you can eat and it's pizza so it's not really healthy and you die an early death due to heart problems.

I wish I was happy.

Granted, but only for a day.

I wish I had to courage to kill myself if It came down to it.

 

[Michelle]

granted but you always fail

I wish I can drive a car

 

[Passerby]

Granted but you will crash every time

I wish to own my own house

 

[Chikombo]

Granted but it's haunted for real.