Corrupt a wish game

[Michelle]

You have to wish for something and the next member should grant your wish while corrupting it.
Eg:
Post 1: I wish for an ice-cream
Post 2: Granted, but you cannot eat it and it's melting on your hands
I wish to go on a trip
Post 3: Granted, but you lost the plane ticket
I wish...
Have fun

i wish to have a red car

 

[Finalbeta]

Granted but you cannot drive it

I wish to have a new PC

 

[Zaphkiel]

Granted, however you can only use it to play Solitaire.

I wish for a clone.

 

[Chikombo]

Granted, however you can only use it to play Solitaire.

I wish for a clone.

Granted, but people like him better than you.

I wish I succeed with my studies.

 

[Zaphkiel]

Granted, but people like him better than you.

I wish I succeed with my studies.

Granted, but you'll never find a job for what you studied.

I wish to end world hunger.

 

[chopstickchakra]

Granted, but you'll never find a job for what you studied.

I wish to end world hunger.

Granted but now everyone are cannibals
I wish I had a giraffe

 

[PyrrhaNikos]

Granted, but screams the chorus to Bon Jovi Livin' On A Prayer every hour.

I wish i could Fly.

 

[Zaphkiel]

Granted. However you can never land, or you'll die instantly.

I wish for the power of clairvoyance.

 

[chopstickchakra]

Granted. However you can never land, or you'll die instantly.

I wish for the power of clairvoyance.

Granted however you can only see the future for animals.
I wish I could take pictures of what my eyes see by blinking

Granted, but screams the chorus to Bon Jovi Livin' On A Prayer every hour.

I wish i could Fly.

For the record that's not a curse that just makes my Giraffe even more awesome.

 

[Michelle]

Granted but the pictures cannot be seen a second time
I wish I can eat the best mochi

 

[Passerby]

Granted but from now on you can only eat mochi for the rest of your life
I wish I have the best computer in the world

 

[jimbobbity]

Granted, but you can only use it for 5 hours per month before it shuts down until the next.

I wish for world peace.

 

[Passerby]

Granted, but you will die

I wish I have the fastest internet

 

[King Kazma]

Granted but it only works for one day XD

I wish I had a puppy o.o

 

[King Kazma]

Granted but it'll get slippery and you'll fall

I wish to be rich

 

[Poison]

Granted but you'll get bankrupted.

I wish you won't corrupt my actual hidden wish.

 

[King Kazma]

Granted but you won't get any wishes after that one

I wish for super strength

 

[Poison]

Granted but you will have worst defence.

I wish I pass in every subject

 

[King Kazma]

Granted but it'll be an administration error XD

I wish for a pony lol

 

[Poison]

Granted but it will be bald.

I wish I can go to heaven