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Prologue
You’re probably wondering what the hell I’m doing back in Kiri, right? Look, I didn’t want to be here either. Fighting in bars isn’t really my thing. I know, I know. “But you made Drunken Monkey Fist!” I don’t really like monkeys either, the name just fit, okay? Who would have thought I would have been here anyway? The barman banned me from coming in, I had to sneak in. Something told me I should have just went to the gym. Then again, the last time I was in the sweat room, I sweated an Ocean. Where was I again? Oh right. I should probably explain the full story. See, it starts years ago, like a long time ago back when I was younger but just as good looking. You know those stories where the good guys are easy to tell and always wins in the end? Yeah you should know up front that isn't what this is. Hell, I wish it were that easy, like that time I was playing poker with dolphins, boy do those guys have horrible poker faces. They just look so happy and start chirping away when they get their cards. But yeah, things spiraled out of control and fast. By the time you read this, things may or may not have been fixed but just know, I tried my best to fix. Well, maybe not my best but I gave like 75%. Okay, 50%. Okay, okay, I only gave ten percent, but I had a date at the movies later! I couldn’t afford to ruin my clothes! Things were crazy, especially how all of it tied together, I never expected all of it to connect in the end, but it did. A bit of advice, pay attention to everything you see, even that guy that picks his nose and then eats it when nobody's watching. He’s probably watching you. Wait, where was I again? Oh yeah, things does not look good. Let me take you the beginning of this crazy shit. Forewarning: This is not my fault, despite what everyone says, okay? Just wanted to get that out of the way.
Now, let’s start….
Percy Jackson