Closest you have been to death

[TheSyren]

I had a cancerous cyst in my leg my senior year of high school. Does that count? If not... I got nothing. -crosses fingers- but here's hoping for something cool like TB to happen so that I can win!

 

[-Punk-]

2 car crashes (drunk driving) u-u

 

[kmrasengan]

I think I was 8 i was playing football(soccer for the Yankees) and the ball went to the road and I had to go get it, but since I was so young I didn't check the street for cars and almost got hit by a bus, lucky for me the driver was focused and stopped in time.

 

[Hypemaster]

1) I choked on some halloween candy once, that wasn't fun.

2) Another time was when I fell off my bed and my knee hit a razor blade on the floor and lost a lot of blood there h:

3) Then there was that one time where I got attacked by a chiwawa, fu%&ed me up pretty badly...that devil dog.

4) I had an occurrence where I met this tall ass dude carrying a sword and having small talk with me in the woods, it wasn't to pleasing when I found out that he was the same guy who got kicked out of our school for pulling a knife to a football player's throat.

5) The other occurence was when I walked passed by a drug lord, he thought I was one of his people who owed him 10 G. Glad I cleared that up with him

6) That time when my friend made his own bong using a water bottle and he dared me to inhale as much as possible, I burnt my damn throat coughing like a bit%&...worse experience ever.

 

[Funky Tiger]

3) Then there was that one time where I got attacked by a chiwawa, fu%&ed me up pretty badly...that devil dog.

lmfao dude you're such a wuss

 

[Hypemaster]

lmfao dude you're such a wuss

1) I was a little kid at the time who used to be scared of dogs

2) You wouldn't be saying that if you met that dog :devil:

 

[2big]

1) I was a little kid at the time who used to be scared of dogs

2) You wouldn't be saying that if you met that dog :devil:

LMAO, damn chihuahua's

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My friend has one and that thing is mean as fukk

 

[Hypemaster]

LMAO, damn chihuahua's

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My friend has one and that thing is mean as fukk

Right? They're the meanest little bastards. I can hang around pitbulls all day, but chiwawas they're something else.

 

[2big]

Right? They're the meanest little bastards. I can hang around pitbulls all day, but chiwawas they're something else.

I bet every person that thing ate gave it a neck roll so it probably ate 900 people

 

[FuChomei]

Driving in a car, a huge tornado to my left, and two behind me.

 

[2big]

Driving in a car, a huge tornado to my left, and two behind me.

You from kansas too? lmao every other fukkin week there is a damn tornado watch

 

[amarusboobs]

Choking on a JawBreaker... who the **** does that u-u

 

[Vilvake]

You should probably check yourself into rehab... It's pretty worrying that you seem to wear your near-death experiences as a badge of honor, because they are entirely self-inflicted _@:

As for me, I've had a couple you could probably count.

1. I had meningitis in second grade. Luckily it was viral and not bacterial, or I would have very likely died. Although, my case was more serious because the infection spread to my brain. That raised the death risk and left me with chronic daily migraines

2. In sixth grade I had a kidney stone that tore up one of my kidneys and it almost went septic. However, the extent of the damage wasn't known until during the surgery to get rid of the stone. How this was a near death experience: my parents had the option to either get me the surgery or let everything work itself out naturally. The surgeon said that if they hadn't chosen surgery, I would have died in two days. This also wins the award for the most drawn out, painful experience. Imagine torturously peeing out globs of blood for weeks. :NO:

 

[2big]

No i dont, i filled out the thread i made just like you guys did. i made it because i was thinking about it.. anyway im sure half of us on this website almost die every week there is a bad chapter lol

 

[Scarecrow.]

I think it was the time I almost fell out of a window...

 

[2big]

I think it was the time I almost fell out of a window...

was it in 2001? in NYC? Smoke? Loud noise? hmm