Close and supposedly true Bible Prophecy

[Brady]

Well you want a native so you gotta deal with that weak ass immune system.

Other than that, she'll be great. Now go Manifest her Destiny.

You know...I was thinking of how exotic a native would be but right now I'm thinking of making a master race.

Get me a Spaniard, some little conquistadors are more useful than some buffalo hunters right now.

 

[Ōkami]

You know...I was thinking of how exotic a native would be but right now I'm thinking of making a master race.

Get me a Spaniard, some little conquistadors are more useful than some buffalo hunters right now.

Done, any other specifics?

 

[Lightbringer]

The rapture.

The Rapture wasn't even a thing until recently. The belief started in the 1830s.

Catholics don't believe in it and consider it a false teaching.

 

[Brady]

Done, any other specifics?

She needs to be curvy with a touch of thickness. Brown hair and brown eyes and we're straight.

 

[Bacillus]

Whelp, we'll find out in 12 days.

We should probably plan an orgy in advance.

I don't want any of you leaving this world with your V-cards still intact.

i'll take one ticket to the bone train, please

 

[Ōkami]

She needs to be curvy with a touch of thickness. Brown hair and brown eyes and we're straight.

Order has been confirmed. Seven business days.

i'll take one ticket to the bone train, please

Well, name your fancy.

 

[Brady]

The Rapture wasn't even a thing until recently. The belief started in the 1830s.

Catholics don't believe in it and consider it a false teaching.

In the scriptures the Church watches the tribulation unfold in heaven with God, so sooner or later God comes for Christians and takes them away. Whether or not the rapture doctrine is based on that I'm not sure.

I personally don't know if this prophecy is even true and I have never been an avid believer of the rapture considering I've been aware of it not being biblical for a while now.

 

[Lightbringer]

In the scriptures the Church watches the tribulation unfold in heaven with God, so sooner or later God comes for Christians and takes them away. Whether or not the rapture doctrine is based on that I'm not sure.

I personally don't know if this prophecy is even true and I have never been an avid believer of the rapture considering I've been aware of it not being biblical for a while now.

Just like the rest of the bible, people interpret passages to whatever they want. It's ironic that the "word of God" isn't even consistent.