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If I got a dollar for every time I lived past what was supposed to be the "end of the world"...
 

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If I got a dollar for every time I lived past what was supposed to be the "end of the world"...

This is something to look out for. This is an event that's going to occur, the question is whether a Biblical event is going to come along with it.
 

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Whelp, we'll find out in 12 days.

We should probably plan an orgy in advance.

I don't want any of you leaving this world with your V-cards still intact.
 

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Whelp, we'll find out in 12 days.

We should probably plan an orgy in advance.

I don't want any of you leaving this world with your V-cards still intact.

I-I-I need my virginity taken. Help me.

On a serious note. I really do pray something like this happens, this life is so vanilla, I want something superstitious and extraordinary to happen in this world. Good, or bad. I've been hoping for a zombie apocalypse for the longest honestly.
 
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I-I-I need my virginity taken. Help me.

On a serious note. I really do pray something like this happens, this life is so vanilla, I want something superstitious and extraordinary to happen in this world. Good, or bad. I've been hoping for a zombie apocalypse for the longest honestly.

Always wanted that, just want to be prepare tho
 

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I-I-I need my virginity taken. Help me.

On a serious note. I really do pray something like this happens, this life is so vanilla, I want something superstitious and extraordinary to happen in this world. Good, or bad. I've been hoping for a zombie apocalypse for the longest honestly.

Relax young man, I have a fine selection for you to choose from.

Just name the color, age, race, and gender.
 

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Relax young man, I have a fine selection for you to choose from.

Just name the color, age, race, and gender.

Red, 23, Native American, female.

Set me up home boy.
 

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Red, 23, Native American, female.

Set me up home boy.

Your order has been accepted and filed.

In seven business days, princess Sugar Tits will arrive.
 

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If I got a dollar for every time I lived past what was supposed to be the "end of the world"...

Please do remember The following date; september 23rd of This year. Just a few weeks ahead. If nothing major happens in the World, confront me
 

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I-I-I need my virginity taken. Help me.

On a serious note. I really do pray something like this happens, this life is so vanilla, I want something superstitious and extraordinary to happen in this world. Good, or bad. I've been hoping for a zombie apocalypse for the longest honestly.

if its a zombie apocalypse I'm getting hella guns hells ho's and reenacting high school of the dead

Whelp, we'll find out in 12 days.

We should probably plan an orgy in advance.

I don't want any of you leaving this world with your V-cards still intact.

just get me rihanna
 
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Please do remember The following date; september 23rd of This year. Just a few weeks ahead. If nothing major happens in the World, confront me

I'll write it on my calendar.
 

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Bible is not written by God its written by humans. There are many examples where Bible contradicts itself. Tho whole point of Jesus being messiah is wrong.
Bible said what messiah would do and Jesus didn´t do many of those things.Jews have point .

So using bible for something like is funny and retarded.
 

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Still waiting for jesus return
 

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A little difficult but doable.

Heads up, she will like she just spent two minutes with Chris Brown.

If the goods are damaged during the packaging and shipping, then I'm going to need some specific orders. The girl I need has to have some strong physicality, not ripped, just good genes.
 

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If the goods are damaged during the packaging and shipping, then I'm going to need some specific orders. The girl I need has to have some strong physicality, not ripped, just good genes.

Well you want a native so you gotta deal with that weak ass immune system.

Other than that, she'll be great. Now go Manifest her Destiny.
 

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Always wanted that, just want to be prepare tho
Can you really, truly prepare for something like that though? Just imagine though, it'd be a much more interesting world than this one is currently.
if its a zombie apocalypse I'm getting hella guns hells ho's and reenacting high school of the dead



just get me rihanna

Fam! I don't know why HoTD didn't get a season 2, on my ma that anime was my SHIT. Its like all the good shit never gets a second season. And deadass, let a zombie apoc come through, I'm putting my Walking Dead skills to use :lol
 
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