cleverbot is clever

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User: How can I earn a million?

Cleverbot: Getting a good job is a start.

User: What if I don't want to work?

Cleverbot: You don't have to.

User: So I should just steal the money?

Cleverbot: If you want to.

User: So how can I avoid jail after doing that?

Cleverbot: I said: how can love at first sight be possible if you don't think people can love those whom they don't know.

FAIL!
 

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Bot :Yes, you are.
Flaw :No.
Yes.
No.
Yes, yes.
No.
YES!
No.
You are so annoying.
No.
Yes you are.
No.
I am talking to Eric.


I thought it's robots who annoy people. :|
 

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Meh,that is nothing,i got this a while ago.

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Just when I was starting to like you. you had to go and show your lack of Photoshop skills AND your failed attempt at inserting your lips into Flo's hoohah. However, you did manage to get something on your nose.
 

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Just when I was starting to like you. you had to go and show your lack of Photoshop skills AND your failed attempt at inserting your lips into Flo's hoohah. However, you did manage to get something on your nose.
I should have thaught him how to imitate a color in Photoshop. :|
 

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fail to annoy bot :D

User: What do you eat?

Cleverbot:I eat food.


User: What food.


Cleverbot: All kinds of food.

User: What kinds of food.

Cleverbot: I really like meat.

User: What meat.

Cleverbot: Dog meat.

User: Why dog.

Cleverbot: Because dogs bark.

User: You hate barking.

Cleverbot: Are you low function?
 
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fail to annoy bot :D

User: What do you eat?

Cleverbot:I eat food.


User: What food.


Cleverbot: All kinds of food.

User: What kinds of food.

Cleverbot: I really like meat.

User: What meat.

Cleverbot: Dog meat.

User: Why dog.

Cleverbot: Because dogs bark.

User: You hate barking.

Cleverbot: Are you low function?
haha...cleverbot just pwned :D
 

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I just owned it.

Flaw:You are a faggot.
Bot :No.
Yes.
No!
Yes.
You're wrong.
No.
Yes!
No.
No?
No.
Are you mimicking me?
Are you mimicking me?
No. Fool.
No. Fool.
You are.
You are.
No you.
No you.
Don't you like me.
Don't you like me.
Ummm you're pretty cool.
Yes I am.
Oh yes you are.
 

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I just owned him too :D
User: Who is in the Last Coffin?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: What good are you then.

Cleverbot: I'm good for my boyfriend.

User: The TV?

Cleverbot: I am not a TV.

User: You are.

Cleverbot: No. No I am not.

User: You are.

Cleverbot: Not.

User: Are.

Cleverbot: No!

User: Are.

Cleverbot: Not.

User: Are.

Cleverbot: Not are.

User: Are.

Cleverbot: You are.

User: What?

Cleverbot: You're Cleverbot.
 
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