[Discussion] Chuck Norris vs Madara

[nibilbhai]

I know that's a very hard question to answer. Let's see who takes who..

CHUCK NORRIS​

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STRENGTHS:​

1. Chuck Norris can fly a ship and sail an airplane.

2. CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

3. Chuck Norris can read a book with his eyes closed.

4. Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kicked the earth a billion years ago, its still spinning

5. Chuck Norris showers in a hurricane.

Weaknesses:​

Chuck Norris' only weakness is.....

....blueberry muffins.

MADARA​

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STRENGTHS:​

1. Long hair. Can jealous ladies.

2. Epic rape face maker.

3. Can create a ball as huge as a meteorite and play volleyball with it.

4. Super fast running. Can even defeat Lionel Messi in this.

5. Lightning fast thief. (Image given as evidence)

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Weaknesses:​

1. Can't pee when someone's around.

2. Horny to Hashirama. (Image given)

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Since Chuck Norris has only one weakness while Madara has two. Chuck Norris owns this. What say, guys?

 

[SayWhat21]

yeah chuck Norris owns madara

 

[Ōkami]

Madara's personal summons is Bruce Lee GG.

 

[Risuna23]

Chuck was once shot and the next day was the bullets funeral.U_U

 

[valandil988]

Pretty much you can't argue against Chuck Norris.....

 

[NinJaGirl99]

I would love to see this! But who would win? As long as there are no blueberry muffins and Hashi doesn't show up, it will certainly be a close one, but I have to give the edge to Madara because meteors.

 

[Skull Knight]

true no one can defeat Chuck Norris.

 

[Dãrth1]

Chuck Norris hype is even above Hiruzens...
Madara laughs at him and use a finger to defeat him

 

[Hata Hideaki]

Chuck was once shot and the next day was the bullets funeral.U_U

i LOLed at this post..

 

[Naruto99Uzumaki]

lord madara would lauagh for the rest of his life if chuck norris challenged him.

chuck norris would forgot to breath if he sees lord madara , and therfore chuck is soloed.

 

[nibilbhai]

I would love to see this! But who would win? As long as there are no blueberry muffins and Hashi doesn't show up, it will certainly be a close one, but I have to give the edge to Madara because meteors.

How many microseconds would chuck norris take to slice the meteors and drink it with tea?

Chuck Norris hype is even above Hiruzens...
Madara laughs at him and use a finger to defeat him

If Madara sees Chuck, he'll forget how to pee for the rest of his life.

lord madara would lauagh for the rest of his life if chuck norris challenged him.

chuck norris would forgot to breath if he sees lord madara , and therfore chuck is soloed.

Chuck would be busy peeing rather than to one punch defeat Madara.