Chuck Norris Jokes

[Raito Yagami]

Post your best Chuck Norris jokes here!

Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he just stares them down until he gets the information he wants.xd

 

[~Rerrando~]

Bruce Lee pwns Chuck Norris.....xd

 

[Lili-Chwan]

When Chuck Norris' eyes close, the sun goes down

 

[The Seven-Scaled boy]

Chuck norris' tears can heal cancer, too bad he never cries.

 

[~Rerrando~]

Post your best Chuck Norris jokes here!

Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he just stares them down until he gets the information he wants.xd

When Chuck Norris' eyes close, the sun goes down

Chuck norris' tears can heal cancer, too bad he never cries.

Hmmm/// apperently im the only one that knows that Bruce Lee is more Epic then Cuck Norris...so sad!!!!xd

 

[Raito Yagami]

Actually, Chuck Norris PWNS Bruce Lee, in case you were stupid enough not to know that.

 

[~Rerrando~]

Actually, Chuck Norris PWNS Bruce Lee, in case you were stupid enough not to know that.

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Rofl...i must have been the only to see all the timez Chuck Norris got his ass kicked by Bruce Lee

 

[Epicness]

0_0........chuck norris went to the virgin islands. after he left, it was called "The Islands" :3

 

[Studmuffin]

If it looks like a chicken, sound like a chicken, and walks like a chicken but if chuck norris says its a duck. Then its a ****en duck

 

[Dracule]

Chuck norris once had *** with the laws of physics and won.

 

[DOD_bld]

Chuck norris once had *** with the laws of physics and won.

First of all that doesn't make any sense at all... Second, if Chuck Norris read this thread the interweb would end.

Spoiler

p.s. Bruce Lee owns Chuck Norris even in death!

 

[xxxsparrow89xxx]

Chuck norris walked into a bar and died because bruce lee was holding the bar.

 

[Dracule]

Chuck norris once had an erection in the mall.....there were no survivors

 

[Dracule]

First of all that doesn't make any sense at all... Second, if Chuck Norris read this thread the interweb would end.

Spoiler

p.s. Bruce Lee owns Chuck Norris even in death!

*sigh*....Another person who doesn't get the fact that the point of the joke was to not make sense at all....

 

[-Mugen-]

well
bruce lee>chuck norris and chuck norris>bruce lee

its a endless paradox O_O

 

[Raito Yagami]

Meh, I don't give a crap anymore.

 

[~KRF~]

Chuck Norris can drown a fish

 

[Hakachi]

The amount of energy used to create the universe is equal to 1 CNRhK. 1 Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. Yus! Ftw!

 

[-The Agent-]

Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. Afterward they were renamed the Islands.

and A cobra once bit Chuck Norris's Leg after 5 days of excrutiating pain, the Cobra died. Lol

 

[Hammy120290]

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Go to Google.

Write "Chuck Norris I'm feeling lucky"

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