SashaUchiha
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Disclaimer: The following is a work of fiction and any resemblance to characters, living dead or Edo is purely a co-incidence. Yes, contains spoilers.
Tape No 372.
*Dr. Sasha is setting up the instruments for the next case. Ahem ahem clears throat*
*checks make up and turns on the recorder*
*reads the file on her desk*
Subject Gender:Male | Occupation: Ninja | Age: 31 | Family: None
Symptoms: Insomnia, Nausea, Numbness in the entire body, Disorientation, Depression, Rapid Weight Loss
Consultation History: Therapy and rehabilitation for 3 years after death of teammate
*Theres a knock on door*
???: okay!
*continues reading*
Personal History: Lost Mother at the age of 4, Father committed suicide, age 8.
Lost Teammates and Teacher in the line of duty
Dr. Sasha: Let us begin. Please come in!
???: *walks in* Hi Dr. how are you?
Dr. Sasha: Mr Hatake! How are you? I've heard you are always late so I assumed you would be late here too... *pushes the half eaten pizza in the drawer and shuts it*
Mr. Hatake: Well i could not wait, I have recently found out some very shocking news.
Dr. Sasha: Oh! Would you like to talk about it? Why don't you make yourself comfortable?
Mr. Hatake: Of course. *makes a glum face and sits down on couch* Well Dr
Dr. Sasha: Do you want to lie down Mr Hatake? Or shall I call you Kakashi?
Kakashi: Kakashi is fine and yes I'll lie down, thank you.
Dr. Sasha: *notes- fatigue, dialated pupils, irregular breathing*
Kakashi: Ok, so last week I found out that my former teamate and friend who was I thought was dead for many years, was actually an enemy of mine.
Dr. Sasha: Isn't that how all of us feel sometimes?
Kakashi: Yes, well I mean that is literally what happened Dr.
Dr. Sasha: *rests a comforting hand on Kakashi's arm*
*inwardly rolls eyes - same old story*
Relax. Your friends are not your enemies. They love you and care about you.
Kakashi: *Looks at Dr.'s hand* Dr.? are you listening to what I'm saying?
Dr. Sasha: Yes, I am listening to you Kakashi ^_^ Tell me, I want to know everything
*he has a slight temperature and it seems to be rising*
Kakashi: Well I have been thinking about how he could be alive, and why he has been doing all of this but nothing makes sense.
Dr. Sasha: *notes: thinks his dead friend is alive and says he's his enemy, why was Paranoia not mentioned in the concerns? Sakura is not doing her job properly X-(* Kakashi, relax!
We are going to find answers for you. But first, I must hear your story
Kakashi: HOW CAN I RELAX DR.?!!!!!
Dr. Sasha: Take a deep breath, hold it for a while, and release it slowly... *shows it to him for his understanding*
Kakashi: *takes deep breath, and breathes out* I'm sorry Dr. I did not mean to yell.
Dr. Sasha: I understand Kakashi.
Kakashi: Do you Dr.?
Dr. Sasha: Yes, I am your friend!
Kakashi: Has this ever happened to you Dr.?
Dr. Sasha: of course! It happens to everyone!
Kakashi: WHAT? What do you mean?
Dr. Sasha: I mean I had a cat. He died. But after some weeks I started seeing him again. Nobody believed me. But then I got video evidence. But someone stole the tapes. I know how you feel
Kakashi: What? That's nothing like this!
Dr. Sasha: Well, everything is similar to each other. That is the beauty of life!
*rage, anxiety, repression... yes it should have been mentioned in the file. Sakuraaa!!!*
Kakashi: Dr. My friend that I saw get crushed by a boulder when I was young, has come back and it turns out he has been the man that we have been at war at all this time.
Dr. Sasha: Kakashi, did he speak to you?
Kakashi: Well...no. But i saw his face, he was my friend Obito.
Dr. Sasha: OK! The guy who's grave you've been visiting everyday for the last 18 years?
Kakashi: Yes!!!
Dr. Sasha: OK!!! *valium... yes, we might need it*
Kakashi: That is him.
Dr. Sasha: *Hallucination... we're getting into deeper $#!t* I understand Kakashi. ^_^ But you have to trust me.
Kakashi: What are you writing there?
Dr. Sasha: Just some notes so we can find your answers ^_^ *and good strong meds*
Kakashi: Oh...ok. But you believe me, right Dr.?
Dr. Sasha: of course I do Kakashi. ^_^
Kakashi: If you dont believe me, my friend Guy was there! He saw him too!
Dr. Sasha: Guy? *no way* When did this happen?
Kakashi: Last Tuesday.
Dr. Sasha: Can you tell me the precise time?
Kakashi: Well it was about 6 am.
Dr. Sasha: 6 am? That's impossible ^_^ *Guy was doing headstands*
Kakashi: What do you mean?
Dr. Sasha: Guy couldn't have been at two places right?
Kakashi: What do you mean by "2 places"?
Dr. Sasha: Nevermind... tell me the whole thing! We will talk to Guy too
Kakashi: Ok. Well, me, Guy, Naruto and B were fighting this man named Tobi and he always wore a mask
Dr. Sasha: Naruto and Bee, Tobi? *This man has serious issues*
Kakashi: And together Naruto managed to breake the mask with my help. Tobi and I share the same space because of we have the same eyes... you know?
Dr. Sasha: Share space? Right! I see... I thought you had Obito's eye...
Kakashi: Yes and when his face was revealed, it was Obito. He was older, like if he had aged normally
Dr. Sasha: Ok... *I might as well use hypnosis now. The Sharingan is a problem though*
Kakashi: But he was supposed to be dead. *Holds Head in hands*
Dr. Sasha: That's right Kakashi. He is supposed to be dead.
Kakashi: But he was there Dr. That was him! How is that possible?
Dr. Sasha: It's not! You see the point. Don't you Kakashi? *admit it you psycho*
Kakashi: No!
Dr. Sasha: *lightly pats his arm* I know it's been hard for you, but Obito id dead. He is not coming back Kakashi. You have to accept it. It will bring you peace.
Kakashi: NO! I know what I saw! You must be working for the enemy!
*Mangekyou Sharingan!*
Dr. Sasha: Kakashi calm down! I am your friend!
Kakashi: Where am I?
Dr. Sasha: *presses the panic button*
Kakashi: How did I get here!!*Kamui!!!!*
Dr. Sasha: Kakashi! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Where am I? How did I get here??? Hello???
HELLLO!!!!
Is this Genjutsu???
Kakashi: I have to get out of here *breaks window and leaves*
*A strange figure warps into the new dimension*
Dr. Sasha: Hey hey! Man help me!
*Mystery man turns... and reveals his face*
Dr. Sasha: You! You are....OOb...i...to!!! You can't be Obito! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! *faints*
THE END
You read it till here? O.O Wow +rep for your patience!!!
Most sincere thanks to YelloFlashOfKonoha ! :ice:
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